Someone hasn't seen the price of nails recently...

Dog food, delicious!

Good and cheap is a free cookbook based on the food stamp budget of $4 per day. It’s a free pdf from many sources including the authors website if you sign up for a newsletter or something and paper copies are very inexpensive.

My dog would be thrilled about a three-cans-of-wet-food meal.

Dogfood would be $3.01

Pedigree for 1$ not even in your wildest dreams

You can get dog food for $1 a can? Please let me know where, best I can find is $3.

Worth mentioning that RatX is corn gluten meal and salt, it is harmless to humans.

That avocado has 2 weeks before it's ripe

three orders of nails please. i already drank a cup of ratx

Price of dog food really depends on the size of the dog, errr human. If you’re tall, the food budget is automatically higher. And that dog food looks wet, which is pricier than kibble. Perhaps tall people need to soak their kibble in water, to balance their budget. Short people get the privilege of eating wet food, which is tastier. Not that I’ve tried or anything.

I take the salmon and remove the nails and rat poison from it.

Rice, beans, and onions have been banned from the chat

Sell my bucket of rusty nails, buy some bacon

You can definitely get 3 bullets for a dollar in case two are duds

If I have an avocado + rat poison and I throw it up, I get $2 back after the restocking fee, right?

3 onion rings

Beef jerky + chicken nuggets.

$3 per person for a family of 3.

But l get your point.

I'd take the rat poison. It's gonna give me food poisoning, true. But at least it's honest about it. With the other "foods" you'll get food poisoning too, but they don't sell themselves as poison, so I find it dishonest and not worth of my money.

Guys it's a fraud the bag that says "RAT" on it does not actually contain any rats :(

nails nails nails

Can of dog food. A sizable blunt object to attain the rest.

I hate that this is becoming more realistic. Fuck this shit ass economy. We are getting utterly fucked.

Dog food isnt that bad if tou get the right one. I hate the taste but there are actual dishes that i like less so thats a thing.

five dollar salmon? must be pacific...

$3 is 11 loafs of bread worth

You getting scammed with the other food

Half a cado

I eat keto and take warfarin, so C A/B B is actually a meal I have lol

funny while i searching for mouse traps/bait that particular brand isnt good against mice, let alone rats.

I don't get it. Is a row or a column supposed to add up to $3?

Psh, easy. One fifth of a chicken nugget and two bags of rat poison.

Only THREE chikn nuggies?!