There's no way that's ever coming out looking like the picture.
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Five nights at fried eggs
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K...ill... me... Ed...ward...
28 minutes later
I Have Egg Mouth, and Must Scream.
Don’t the children love Five Nights at Freddie’s? Tell them it’s one of those
I want to see the person who thought to mass produce this device operate it in front of me
Even if it came out right, they're still slowly eating its face, which is kind of messed up
The promise vs the reality of fascism
"Killl MEEEEE!" it screamed.
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Well it is spooky month
FurrySide up
Come on, "bunny side up" was right there! And only a tiny difference in shape.
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It's giving me trauma too. Not to insult the persons cooking skills, but it just makes me so sad.
I also wish my food looked like someone's most special bodypart or an animal.
"Smoking kills."
Pan fried freddy
"Kill... me..."
@The_Picard_Maneuver #AltText4You #alttext A meme reads "Accidentally gave my kid trauma for breakfast this morning." Left: a Funny Side Up egg mold box showing a cute dog face made from eggs. Right: the actual pan result, a deformed, creepy egg face with burnt edges and a broken yolk. The contrast is the joke.
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Looks like they covered the pan and had the heat way too high. Although I doubt it would have worked anyways lol
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if it makes you feel better, the eggs were once a living creature
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