Look, I'm all for whimsy but let's be honest with ourselves, this is clearly a vending machine and not an ATM. It doesn't even take cash, let alone allow salmon deposits.
Fake outrage aside, this whips and I dunno who's out here buying 200 gram portions of frozen salmon after midnight, but they seem fun.
Food Dispenser. Vending Machine.
Not an ATM.
Can you check your salmon balance there too?
How do i deposit my weekly salmon?
Does it work in reverse too: insert salmon, get cash?
There are real? This was a plot point on The Great North and I thought it was something they made up, like cold weather and Alanis Morrisette.
There had to be least one (1) bear involved in the creation of this machine.
NORWEGIAN SALMON ASS TO MOUTH
Until they swap salmon out with tuna, then it'd be correct
ASM: Automated Salmonoid Machine
I mean this with all sincerity that I wish I had one of these near me. Salmon is so damn good.
It's farmed
Not caught in the wild
And yet I don't see any Norwegian on the atm
If this is real I need one near me
If this is your thumb, OP, my wife has the same thumb as you.
I've never been to Singapore, but I think vending machines should be common enough there that they wouldn't mistranslate it as ATM.
Is the omega 3 really that far from the protein?
god I love the pacific NW
since only the atlantic salmon can be farmed, most salmonid species cant be farmed, they have to be caught in the wild.
There's something like this near me. It's not a vending machine but just a freezer container where you can take stuff and self-service the check-out using a phone. It's not cheaper than in the stores, but I guess it's more fresh, since they load it straight from the ships.
Don't tell the Japanese, they'll make one that sells Salmon wrapped in used panties!!!
Seriously, the vending machines in Japan are outrageous & abundant in both amount & variety.
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