I know they're not fucking toys. They're lovely animals too.

Although she initially launched her political career as a Republican and lost two Hennepin County Board races in 2024, the local 3rd Congressional District GOP committee withdrew its endorsement following her 2024 arrest, stating she 'does not reflect our values'.

The GOP kicked her out for bad behavior. She's too much for the addicts and pedophile warmongers.

I’ve seen this too, these people are terrifying. Here’s the link to the full body cam. Get ready for a whole helping of crazy eyes

https://youtu.be/gRyjqsHNQOU

a karen in its feral state.

if it was a venomous spider that can seriously harm people, it wouldve assault with a weapon.

This is so much worse than "neighbor".

Also, how fun:

Simonetti "intercepted" groceries ordered by the individual and refused to return them until officers told her to do so

From what i saw of her cop-slop episode it wasn't even her property. She was illegally subletting it.

Both by the terms of her rental contract and that short term lets were illegal in the city.

Unfortunately I doubt it is. Tarantulas are surprisingly fragile; a throw like that would most likely kill one :(

Is that why they're not in real girl scout uniforms? And those boxes make no sense. Oy.

For a politician it's probably the first contact with real work.

some places never really had that veneer that slavery ended.

They're also incredibly delicate animals :(

Fun overview of that girl scout video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGFVdtoddiQ

She's even worse than that, she's a professional parasite. She runs a "home buying firm," which means she routinely fucks people out of an average of $50,000 per transaction. To accomplish this, she uses media (TV, billboards, print, social) to convince homeowners of a lie (they will make the same if not more money using homebuyer services than using the conventional real estate process) by telling them a truth (the transaction will be fast and they will have money in their hands in just a few days).

It's an amazing feat of leveraging human desire to absolutely fuck the dogshit out of them: they willingly believe the lie because they want the money in their hands quickly and in so doing, they get fucked out of five figures.

Perfect for the next 50 years. They're not elected old, they just stay in office till they die, because of cronyism and corruption.

And yet 17 years too old for Trump to molest.

She was illegally subletting the basement, too. There was an ordinance against hosting temp rentals like AirBnB, iirc.

This is a 100% lie and literally anyone here with a single minute to spare could fact check and learn they aren't very intelligent at all. Nowhere remotely close to a dog or cat, and aren't even known to be the smartest types of spiders. It's kind of sad that 28 people straight just blindly up voted this comment without a single one of them knowing it wasn't true and didn't bother to check.

They're super cool, but they're still dumb.

Like, “sit”, “stay”, and “fetch me a cigarette”?! I want video of this

I love tarantulas. My first-ever job was at a pet store and I used to let a large rose-hair chill with me at the register, crawling on my shoulder or head or whatever. Watching people coming in to buy dog food and shakily throwing their money in my direction was a bonus.

For this reason I still get uneasy feelings whenever I watch Home Alone and Kevin grabs the tarantula. There's a scene after it's on Joe Pesci where you can tell it got injured during the shoot because it's limping.

How the heck did you come up with that?

Hey I love tarantulas (we keep over 60 of them currently) and think they deserve our appreciation and respect. However there isn't any evidence that they are particularly intelligent, and certainly no indication that they are "smart dog intelligent."

One could make an argument for jumping spiders tho: https://youtu.be/_QF6kaOAuYg

I was wondering where the animal abuse charges were in all this.

Tarantula are wildly intelligent. Like, smart dog intelligent.

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on that bullshit. There is zero chance of that being true.

The changes that I would like to see

• Obligatory psychology tests for those wanting to enter politics. Narcissists and psychopaths should be automatically disqualified, sorry.

• wealth caps (would have to he world wide for it yo work) where each person can only own or control up to (for example) 5 million dollars. Once you hit that net worth, your income (any income) tax bracket goes to 100%. This way nobody will have crazy amounts of mo ey of power ever again

• re-create the UN (Uited Nations), and give it teeth this time. Remove any and all veto powers. Allow it to intervene only in any country that is at war to stop the war (if invaded to remove and destroy the invader,if invading to destroy the regime attacking), or is not a democracy ( to topple the dictatorial regime). This could stop every war in the world right now.

• allow only parliamentary democracies, preferably without allowing political parties as those always end in corruption and friends politics

• make voting obligatory world wide, anyone 18 and up. Teach politics in all schools world wide