Independent Minnesota US Senate candidate Marisa Simonetti, 32, has been sentenced to three months in the Hennepin County workhouse after throwing a live tarantula onto the staircase leading to her tenant's living space in Edina. She was convicted of gross misdemeanour harassment and misdemeanour domestic assault and will serve her 90-day sentence on school and work release. The court also ordered her to serve two years of probation and submit a written apology to the victim.

Simonetti's sentence comes as she campaigns for a seat in the US Senate, hoping to replace Tina Smith in the November 2026 Minnesota election. Her candidacy has drawn further attention after a video she posted of herself confronting a Girl Scout and the child's mother over selling cookies without a permit went viral, putting her own conduct under public scrutiny.

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[+] -6 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I shouldn't be this attracted to such crazy women but here we are

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    duckface mugshot? instant turn off

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I don't think that's duckface, it could just be lip filler

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    lip filler mugshot? instant turn off

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    To each their own I guess? She has a evil look in her eyes.

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