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[–] 74 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What happened in Singapore?!?!?

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  • [–] 60 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Where's the part about making an account to "share your score with your friends".

    Also missed the "Achievements": the very first click should've triggered at least "Started your first sweep", "Just got lucky: your blind click wasn't a mine!", "Cleared more than 10 blocks on 1 click" and "Cleared more than 20 blocks on 1 click".

    Also didn't saw any "sweep store" selling things like "Safe-click: is this click hits a mine it transforms into a flag instead of exploding".

    I think this is more if Minesweeper was an AAA game 10 years ago.

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  • [–] 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    Hey, for an AAA game there is a serious lack of a launcher, issues with kernel level anti cheat, creating a separate account and a 30 gigabyte update.

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  • [–] 96 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    damn, I kept playing just for the plot, I can't wait for the 2billion budget sequel voiced by keanu reeves and ana de armas

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  • [–] [S] 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    That takes up 300Gb and requires a third party launcher plus denuvo

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  • [–] 87 points 1 month ago

    I gotta sweep these mines

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  • [–] 39 points 1 month ago

    OMFG, this is hilarious!

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  • [–] 32 points 1 month ago

    I couldn't play it because it's PlayStation exclusive 😔

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  • [–] 30 points 1 month ago

    This yes so well made I was sad there wasn't more. I love Minesweepers.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    The fact that it's impossible to die reminded me of that Wolverine motorcycle game.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    It's impossible to die? I just played it without using the yellow diamonds. I didn't try to intentionally hit a mine though.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Do I need to play the prequel to enjoy this?

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago

    What? No localization team? As a native bahasa speaker, this is literally unplayable!

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago

    I need to sweep these mines.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago

    The yellow paint indicator 💀

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago

    This is just Halo 3 on easy. Where is the DLC? The in game currencies? Rare lootbox skins? Forced online pvp with ranked rewards?

    And what is happening the flags should waving in different directions thanks to DLSS5.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago

    We can have quadruple A game in a browser but we have to download an app just so we can get an appointment.

    Also the lack of QTE is disappointing, 7/10.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    That can't be even A tier. It run perfectly on mobile, vertical.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    holy shit where can I pay 80 eur for this?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    This is fantastic! Wonderfully done and funny. Thank you!🙏

    Minesweeper is the GOAT of all timewasters. GTA6 is going to have a run for its money. Physical release?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Naked snake and para-medic in an alternate world....

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    I did not expect to be double crossed after all that work.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    Anyone else just listen for a really long time thinking he'd eventually start sweeping mines??? 😂😅

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    Thanks, I hate it.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    When I saw the UE logo I burst in laughter, 10/10 spot on

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    You still get the same ending, even if you explode all the mines. 0/10 would not recommend. ☹️

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Coooool I finally finished a round of minesweeper.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago*

    It’s apparently vibe coded but no less hilarious because of it.

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    "Good job, Sweeper. You did it." Yes. It was all me! Thank you, Nora.

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  • I need to sweep these mines.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    I accidentally saved the whole city on my second playthrough!

    I had completely forgotten that's what happens, but that's obvious. Don will be so disappointed!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Yep. E en unskippable credits haha. Where's the expert board?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Did you buy the expert pack dlc?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    No. Darn. I should have known. Fuckin' Tom Howard got me again.......damn...

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago*

    I wish every name in the credits was Mike Lacher.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Oh, did a new xcom come out?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    What? I can't buy any cosmetics?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Absolute gold

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Now that is a good game!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    I mean minesweeper is :100: a AAA game, what are we even talking about.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I'm gonna preorder the sequel. No matter how dumbed down the game and how much the content is hidden behind micro transactions and DLCs.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago*

    I finished AAA-Minesweeper without dying. Just clicked all fields until everything was solved. Very nice atmospheric blood effect on the sides of screen, just like real bombs would hurt me. Unfortunately I had no audio; was there supposed to be some audio?

    Edit: Oh and the credits still roll while I was typing this.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Can we get a New Game + as DLC?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Too real 🫠

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Wtf did I just experience 😂

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    This is so cool! The yellow tiles were funny hahahaha

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Well shit. Evidently that's all AI generated. That sucks.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Hahaha mostly woman in the credits.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I actually love it

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