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[–] 135 points 1 month ago (7 children)

They missed out "I wish I spent more time arguing online with strangers"

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  • [–] 45 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Bro get the fuck out of here with that shit!

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  • [–] 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    No you! You leave first! Fuck you!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Whoa, can you both please just calm down a bit. Have a think about what you've just said to each other. THEN GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY INTERNET.

    My dad invented the internet and he says you cunts better get lost or he'll send over the cyber police!!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Clearly you waste your time on stupid things like "friends" and "empl*yment", instead of productive things like spending 12 hours a day complaining about video games online

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Oh you wanna piece of me??? Just because I'm 38 and live with my mother doesn't mean I'm gonna take any shit from a scumbag like you! She works hard for our living and one day I'm gonna make her proud because I finally kissed a girl! Then you'll be sorry you messed with me!

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  • [–] 38 points 1 month ago
    [–] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Sounds like I should be skipping work to have more gay sex

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  • [–] 86 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    You should aim to have these regrets because it's the people who lived long enough to be interviewed on their death bed that have them. The people who died suddenly probably have regrets like "I wish I hadn't been texting while driving."

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  • [–] 32 points 1 month ago

    "I wish I hadn't been pulled into the ore crushing machine by my sleeve while on the 15th hour of my shift because it's the only way in this town to make enough money to pay for the medicine my son needs to fight the disease this town and refinery caused in him"

    But I guess maybe that counts as "I wish I didn't work so much"

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    If they only kill themselves, it's a benefit to humanity

    I'm a motorcyclist and I HATE people using their phones while driving

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    As an ex-motorcyclist and current cyclist, eyes on a swivel, everyone on the road is a fucking idiot or one distraction away from being a ton of death metal. Bike infra is so peaceful. Phones, Valium, Passenger, Sleep deprivation, whatever, just assume the worst. Situational awareness is your friend, anticipate the idiocy.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    This is why I do not use highways. I route myself with GPS to avoid highways because I just assume at some point I WILL get hit by some idiot, and I'd rather spend an extra few minutes driving and crash at 45mph than crash going 70mph. The amount of difference that makes is hard to put into words. Kinetic energy increases disproportionately with speed. So 70mph is like almost 3x as bad as 45mph.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I wish I paid more attention to where I was walking and hadn’t fallen off that cli

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago

    When one of my coworkers was diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer, his first words were, "Damn, I wish I had drank more beer."

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    Back when I was younger and stupider and in my urban exploration days, I broke into a condemned library slated for demolition via a steam tunnel and sprayed a fire extinguisher all around on the roof. It’s kinda fun, but like, not fun enough that anyone should have significant regrets they didn’t get to try it.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    I warmly advise everyone to register for free half-day firefighting training anywhere. Any fire security representative anywhere will tell you that we need way more people that know what to do in case of fire, and how to spray an extinguisher, obvi.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Absolutely true and if that's cool and you enjoy it join your local volunteer firefighter organization! As a volunteer you aren't allowed inside a burning building without extra training but are allowed to help outside where it's much safer and still pretty epic. The US is short roughly 700k volunteer firefighters, and many areas simply cannot afford paid staff. There are areas that have only 2-3 volunteers every 50 sq miles.

    There's tons of fun stuff to do outside like breaking down doors, breaking windows, cutting through the roof with a chainsaw, and connecting to some kind of water supply. There's also vehicle rescue with cutters and spreaders, search and rescue, vehicle maintenance, and a ton of community relations stuff like fundraising and teaching folks how to use fire extinguishers. My station has volunteers who only do equipment maintenance, some who only do community relations, and some who only respond to calls with rope rescue like cliffs and trees and stuff. Some of our volunteers only drive the engine or tower, and operate the pumps. Since you're a volunteer you get to pick what you want to do and can say no to anything. There's an extremely low fitness bar to volunteer. This isn't FDNY. Half our volunteers are 65+. We've got members who are >350lb. Some can't move a charged hoseline but are great at going to schools to teach fire prevention week classes. Some just show up to cook meals and write fundraising letters. I cannot express enough how much effort it is to keep a station going, there's something for everyone and there would still be hundreds of jobs left undone.

    It takes a bit of time, but the community at my station is filled with folks who are extremely tight knit. I've never felt anything like it and have enjoyed my years as a volunteer immensely. I can't recommend it enough. Folks were weird and standoffish for a year but once they realized I wasn't going anywhere they opened up and now we're constantly hanging out together. My TTRPG group is from the firehouse. A bunch of us go to Renfaires together, or Rough and Tumble, and vacation together. It's pretty wild how tight knit you get after a few years of actually trusting each other in dangerous situations.

    Also if you get into it long enough, usually your station will get a grant for you to get interior firefighter cert so you can wear an SCBA and go inside a burning building. That's when it starts to get even more exciting and fun because now you're going into a dangerous atmosphere and having to really think on your feet.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I've sprayed a bunch of fire extinguishers, and it's always fucking awesome.

    The best are powder, because you get the thrill of not being entirely sure what the powder is and how much it fuck up your lungs. But co2 are also good because they're LOUD.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    "I wish I was a little bit taller."

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

    Making a bold prediction here: in 30-40 years' time, one of those will be replaced with something to the effect of "Waste less time on the internet"

    I've noticed this with videogames, and tbh I'm kinda surprised more people haven't connected it to there yet. Videogames can be a hobby, but if it's all someone does at home for mental stimulation, I don't forecast it's living to the fullest. When going through a new experience, it can be memorable, yet the grind-heavy nature of most modern games doesn't produce much for memorable moments, and often is forgotten in a month's time save for the knowledge of how much time was spent on that.

    Social media is rather similar, in that it mirrors the addictive nature of locking your attention and supplying unmemorable mental stimulation, at the cost of substantial time.

    In my completely nonbiased and objective opinion that's factual in every way: This is not healthy. I dont feel anyone will look back and say, "I wish I spent more time getting upvotes," or "I wish I got that cool skin in the game I dont play anymore."

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    I know I'm absorbed in the internet during most of my waking hours, but my real life is a hellish, traumatizing wasteland. (The experience of being trans in a car-dependant desolated city in an advanced state of capitalist alienation + severe trauma that I cannot realistically get the mental healthcare for or support here to deal with.)

    I remember very little of my life. It's like waking up from surgeries for short periods of time and experiencing little melancholic vignettes before going back under for unknown amounts of time. Laughing at stupid comments online in places like this is one of my only sources of joy.

    Facing reality isn't the solution to my situation, yet. I need sedation, and maybe then I can recover from my injuries enough to survive going through that process.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago*

    Absolutely agree, great to see it written out so well. Took me a long time to come to this realization and part of it was playing even more assuming that the feeling was coming from not being able to spend the time on them I wanted.

    Extra devious as the research for engagement and dopamine hooks only keeps improving, most games are just gambling games or choose your own adventure. I've found my quality of life skyrocketing switching to books and puzzles/puzzle games.

    Tldr Play Tametsi, experience the joy of gaming again.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Current at work and focusing hard on #2.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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    They can think that, getting paid to poop on company time.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    “I wish I went to that orgy”

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  • [–] 48 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    Notice who's in the sample: people who had enough to afford end-of-life care and was open enough for a stranger to sit by the bed and listen. That's mostly the middle class, privileged compared to those who die with nobody asking them anything. But read regret #2 again. These are people who worked their whole lives producing someone else's income, with better rights than a servant but the same basic position. At the very end, they see it, when they don’t have to work for somebody else anymore! Above them, the wealthy die in private settings, with staff under confidentiality agreements. Ware couldn't have gotten near them, and their nurses couldn't have talked even if she had. Below the middle class, nobody has the time for retrospection. So this isn't the regret of the dying. It's the regret of the people who were allowed to be asked and had education and money to talk to someone.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Not everything is class war, knock it off

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    They had time to answer a poll before dying.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago

    Yeah, the regrets we're missing from the non survivor pool are:

    1. I wish I had worn the harness
    2. I shouldn't have stood in front of that stampede of horses
    3. Should have fixed my brakes
    4. No one told me I wasn't supposed to BBQ in the nursery
    5. Oh, the for profit health insurance industry is meant to destroy those who need it most, shit, maybe if I rob a bank I'll have enough to cure my cancer or the cops will shoot me to death. Shoulda been born somewhere else.
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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    People that didn't work hard and live boring lives conforming to societal expectations died younger and weren't interviewed.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    That's an interesting thought. I've always told the people I've managed that no one's on their death bed wishing they worked harder, especially when they're not using all their vacation time or parental leave.

    If we could ask those who died young, worked into an early grave, would they be content to have died for their manager? Exhausted, with feelings unspoken, friendships neglected, and happiness deferred? One of my colleagues is a literal workaholic and would probably say yes to all (but they know not everyone is like them and doesn't expect the same from the rest of us.) I suppose we must imagine Sisyphus happy.

    For me, there is profound difference between finding meaning in a burden we choose to carry and pushing someone else's boulder.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    Apparently one common thought of people that survived jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge is not "in glad it's all over now", but "I could have solved all those problems except for having just done this".

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I'm not sure I buy that in cases of really bad depression, but in more situational situations, yeah, I'm sure realising you have the power to even just walk away or stop caring about some big stressor is probably really powerful.

    Ofc in the regular world most people would rather die than, say, walk out on their family or their job.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)
    1. I wish I'd never been born.
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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Transition took a big bite out of 1,3,5 for me.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Fuck future me, he's an asshole, he gets all my stuff.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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    I still can't get over randomly seeing Japanese words in an English context (especially when written in Kanji) haha. But yes, I do maintain a huge (thick? tall? lot of? big?) 建前 with almost everyone.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I did it on a wedding to top it off.
    None of the slave contractees want to see me again.
    There’s unionship celebrations, and there’s forcing people to marry for publicity ceremonies to settle the allegations of “premarital sex.”
    Quick to façade when rumors show up, but not façade when I hear crying from the bride that she doesn't want marry the groom then.

    People really love convenient lies. Many times more bearable than deal with your own moral misguidings. And thing that upsets me the most, is they know they are being hypocritical, and enjoy every Machiavellian aspect of it.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I wish I was never born...

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    "I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all."

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Every single second in that song is absolutely perfect. I think about it pretty regularly.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I regret not being born rich, got everything else. Haha. /moneybuysmorethanhappiness /fuckcapitalism

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Nah, it doesn't. The rich are not automatically happy. The rich, ignorant and stupid, maybe.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    They're a deeply miserable people, on the whole. If they had anything that gave them real joy in life, they would not need to be torturing society and bleeding us dry to fill the hole in their souls

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    Ah. I'd assumed 'rich' just meant no pressing money related fears, eat the food they want, safe water, warm and clothed, can go to doctor / dentist, access to knowledge / art / entertainment / community, work at the work you want only as much as you want, etc., not those broken money-hoarder people.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    That is true wealth. But in terms of class, it's like putting elephants and beetles in the same category when you're an ant. There are orders of magnitude at play that effectively put us in the same league as bigger bugs whether either of us like it or not.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago*

    1 - That "No Regerts" tatoo

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Makes sense.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    I wish I had played more Rimworld. My colony needed me.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago*

    Well I'm at the halfway point of my life and only the last two apply to me, so I guess I'm doing better than I thought. Yay for me, I suppose? IDK I'm still broke and miserable like the rest of the working class, which is why #1 doesn't count. That one is completely out of my control so long as we have billionaires.

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  • The last one is plainly disingenious. Like, implying that yourself are the one that didn't let yourself be happier, and not whatever shitty circumstance in your enviroment, it's a take that a self-help writer would be happy to hear, because they only want you to feel totally responsible and guilty for everything bad that happens to you (Rhonda Byrne, I'm talking to you).

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Maybe how you dies matters but I wasn’t thinking about anything when I had my NDE like I’m busy dying I don’t have thoughts

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