He didn't go to jail for raping kids for over a decade...

But for paying one of the kids off, and that was less than a year in jail

Rest In Piss

Like all Republican deaths, his will be celebrated.

We got beloved octogenarians, now a hated octogenarian and child rapist; almost there. I'd love to open that particular bottle of bourbon in 2026.

World's a slightly better place today. Hope he's getting his ass kicked in hell.

One of Satan's prized turds has returned home.

What a fucking cartwheel of a headline to not say this man was a soulless pedophile who was third in line to the presidency for a time.

dies at age 84

good. 👍

Classic Republican scumbag

He died of natural causes in his home, probably after living a comfortable life.

Maybe there's an afterlife where he has to make up for his sins. Otherwise...

Hastert was an exemplary Republican House Speaker; Mike Johnson and others should follow his example and be convicted of their crimes or follow John Boehner’s example and resign.

And we care why?

Good fucking riddance.

I wish the Hastert Rule would die. It's one of the most anti-democractic principles in Congress (among some fierce contenders).

Good. Fuck you, you pedo enabling shitstain.

Nice

How and why the fuck do these anthropomorphic shitheaps keep living so fucking long? My best guess... They're demons sent to terrorize humanity and it takes approximately 80-88 years for their insides to decay to the point they need to be recalled to home base for a rebuild.

At least this particular pisspuddle was probably emotionally miserable its entire life, otherwise it would have found something actually fulfilling and helpful to do with its energy.

Headline includes “Went to prison”, doesn’t include what for

So is he 84 yet?

Conservatives everywhere are sad. Maybe we can cheer them up by reuniting them all in hell.