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  1. “star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you’d explain your situation and they’d be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system’s icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home”

  2. “I’m from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction.” Benjamin Sisko, nodding. “That happened to me once.”

  3. “I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening”

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[–] 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is something I really appreciate about Star Trek: a combination of trust, competence, and acknowledgement that even the seemingly impossible happens on a regular basis means we, the viewers, are saved from having to trudge through the "I tried reporting this strange thing but everyone blew me off until it was too late" trope. Instead of spending half the episode on trying to convince upper brass to take concerns seriously, everyone jumps straight into action, just in case the worst is actually happening.

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  • [+] 41 points 1 month ago (12 children)
  • [–] 41 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    Exactly. They try to get me back home, and I’d be like, “don’t you fucking dare! I’m staying here!“

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Good news, you can stay. A position just opened up at Starbase 80.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago*

    Maybe the Eugenics Wars and World War III won’t be so bad…

    I’ll be 84 on the date of first contact with the Vulcans. Not great…

    Maybe I’ll finally get some fucking health insurance

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Gillian Taylor had the right idea.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

    Star Trek has not always been very kind in its portrayal of women. But that lady… She was fucking brilliant. I would also jump a disgraced Starfleet admiral in Golden Gate Park if it would guarantee me a ride to the 23rd century. For no other reason, than that it’s probably the only way I’ll ever be able to afford to see a competent (or any) doctor for the rest of my life.

    At least in the future, there are better beer choices than Michelob 🤮

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    You’d end up in front of a doctor and they’d be like “what hell? How did you contract all these illnesses??? We eliminated these decades ago!“

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    I’ll fucking take it. It’s certainly better than never seeing a doctor because I can’t afford it.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    You’d end up with a vaccine that cures shit you didn’t even know you had before they send you back.

    You’d find out you’re now immune to stuff like COVID 2035 because it’s just part of the universal cocktail they give to new Starfleet recruits when visiting new worlds.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    This is why we watch Star Trek. Shit happens, such is life, but the backdrop is a utopian society or at least a society that makes the effort.

    Dune: dystopia.

    Star Wars: dystopia.

    Star Trek: Utopia, but with Ferengi.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Imagine living in a place where the people in power listen to you and act rationally 😭

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  • [–] 30 points 1 month ago*

    No, please, do not send me back to the dark centuries! Please, I want to stay in the post scarcity, medically advanced, peaceful society!

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  • [–] 29 points 1 month ago (15 children)

    like hell I'd tell anyone where the fuck I'm from.

    I'm going to pretend to have amnesia and live my life as the jizzmop aboard the enterprise.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago* (5 children)

    Seriously. If I tell them where I'm from, they're going to all be like "Temporal Prime Directive!!!" and start putting their damned engineers to work figuring out a way to techno-babble me back home.

    Nope, sorry, no idea who I am or how I got here. Perhaps some cosmic Q-like entity was responsible? Oh well, nothing to do but make the most of it. What name do you think fits me?

    No reason to suspect they'll let me stay on the ship. But if you're a human who mysteriously shows up on a Starfleet ship with no other info, they're going to assume you're just a lot regular human, not a time traveler. Probably set you up with a new identity and set you loose.

    Let's just hope all the records from our time were destroyed in the Eugenics War. Hopefully they can't figure out when I'm from and try to send me back!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I'm sure if you ask for asylum, they have to give it to you.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I feel for them, I really do, but

    One person's life, or a whole universe of people? Maybe this person helps solve the crisis their time faces? We can never know. But they have to go back. I can't risk the entire federation to lessen the suffering of one caveman.

    Energize.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    If you're a random human that shows up on a starfleet ship, I don't think they'd assume anything and would investigate thoroughly because random entities appearing out of nowhere could put the entire ship in danger.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    An honorable waste extraction technician.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    For þe chance to live þe rest of my life in þat universe, I'd happily do even þat job.

    Problem is, þe people who have to do þat job still had to graduate Star Fleet, and by all accounts þat's not a walk in þe park. And þings are less rosy outside of Star Fleet, alþough þe worst places seem to be colonies; maybe on established Federation planets life is peachy.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    Not necessarily. If you've got a usable skillset, you could become a non-commissioned officer like O'Brien.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Plot twist: we are in the Star Trek universe, but it's 2026.

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Oof.

    I think the timeline must have changed because we missed the Irish Reunification of 2024

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    We did bump one universe down after the world ended in 2012, they just turned the universe off and on again when the Mayan Calendar stopped. Irish Reunification has been pushed 10 years later.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    "But... You can't send me home."

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  • [–] [S] 33 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    They’d have to force me. Probably kick me out for ruining the time continuum or some crap.

    Me talking to Quark after too many drinks

    no no, see you don’t understand, they got these pictures of monkeys, and they like, tell people they own this one, and there’s no others ever because of some magic keychain, and like, sell them for big money even though they’re worthless and don’t physically exist, and you can just launder money through them and no one bats an eye.

    And they also have this digital currency that people spend tons of money because maybe it could be worth something, but see that’s the trick it never is cause the smart ones control the value with pump and dump schemes.

    Odo breaking in “yeah we need to get you the hell away from this guy before you give him any more ideas like that”

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    I like to think the only reason the Ferengi haven't spontaneously reinvented cryptocurrency in the future is because the thought of a value-volatile currency is the sort of stuff that Ferengi nightmares are made of. When you wake up tomorrow your bank account could contain any number under the sun, good or bad. If you keep latinum, when you wake up tomorrow, your bar of latinum is still going to be worth one bar of latinum.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    Counterpoint: that one Voyager episode where Harry Kim has the entire timeline rewritten such that he never ended up on Voyager, is working on some pretty cool projects at Starfleet headquarters, has a girlfriend, and yet still does everything he can- including recruiting a now-out-of-jail Tom Paris as a pilot - to get back.

    No-one believes him. No-one. Everyone thinks he’s lost his marbles, including Tom in the beginning. The only reason why Tom comes around is because Harry is treating him like a genuine friend.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago

    To be fair he was not a stranger popping in from out of nowhere, people knew and remembered him on account of the timeline re-write, which would make his sudden (to them) insistence that things weren't right seem very odd.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Star Trek and Doctor Who, the Doctor would think it was fascinating but he’d believe you and take you back if you wanted

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    The real struggle isn't that you got trapped in the Star Trek universe, it's that you landed in a colony based on the idea that everyone in it has been trapped in the Star Trek universe. You have to convince the crew that your case is real.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

    Genuinely? I think I'd have a hard time with the idea of it.

    Don't get me wrong, 2026 sucks actual, authentic unwashed ass. I hate it here. But unfortunately, all of my favorite human beings are here, and I don't want to leave them behind.

    And since Federation laws won't let me take them with me here, and they also have people they love too much to leave behind, the right choice for me would be to go back. What if I end up being one of the tiny events that makes the change that starts this utopia? Would I risk this awesome future not happening at all, just to be selfish?

    I would love to stay. But I couldn't.

    Edit: Idk if a yankee is allowed to have a favorite Canadian singer. But Heather Dale covered a pretty awesome song about something kind of like this idea.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 month ago

    Maybe if they could like… let me peak at the time continuum so I knew how to enact the most effective change to move society towards Star Trek futurism I’d accept that as my role and return.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    What if I end up being one of the tiny events that makes the change that starts this utopia?

    What if you end up being obe of tge tint events that prevents that utopia happening, and only by bringing you forward through time can that be prevented? Maybe they don't even realise that it is only the act of brining you forward in time that allows for the future to unfold as it has for them, so they willingly send you back, destroying their timeline in the process, or at least divering the flow of time away from it.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago*

    How would we know, either way? Causality's a bitch, and time travel logic always ends up looking pretty convoluted.

    Which is why I think that, opting for the simplest likelihood, the past is immutable. Because the present is proof positive that whatever choice I made was already made. My first logical conclusion was to go home. So if it succeeds, then the future happens and the past doesn't change. If it doesn't succeed, then I was already stuck in the future and my friends in the past will have already lost me.

    In either case, I have to try.

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