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  1. “star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you’d explain your situation and they’d be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system’s icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home”

  2. “I’m from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction.” Benjamin Sisko, nodding. “That happened to me once.”

  3. “I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening”

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[–] 41 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Exactly. They try to get me back home, and I’d be like, “don’t you fucking dare! I’m staying here!“

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Good news, you can stay. A position just opened up at Starbase 80.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago*

    Maybe the Eugenics Wars and World War III won’t be so bad…

    I’ll be 84 on the date of first contact with the Vulcans. Not great…

    Maybe I’ll finally get some fucking health insurance

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Gillian Taylor had the right idea.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

    Star Trek has not always been very kind in its portrayal of women. But that lady… She was fucking brilliant. I would also jump a disgraced Starfleet admiral in Golden Gate Park if it would guarantee me a ride to the 23rd century. For no other reason, than that it’s probably the only way I’ll ever be able to afford to see a competent (or any) doctor for the rest of my life.

    At least in the future, there are better beer choices than Michelob 🤮

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    You’d end up in front of a doctor and they’d be like “what hell? How did you contract all these illnesses??? We eliminated these decades ago!“

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    I’ll fucking take it. It’s certainly better than never seeing a doctor because I can’t afford it.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    You’d end up with a vaccine that cures shit you didn’t even know you had before they send you back.

    You’d find out you’re now immune to stuff like COVID 2035 because it’s just part of the universal cocktail they give to new Starfleet recruits when visiting new worlds.

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