Can confirm, I'm part of the 95% :3

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[–] 87 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I wouldn't put rotting genitals in my mouth.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    That isn’t rotting… Its the starches converting to sugar

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    converting to sugar as in... rotting?

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    By that logic a green banana doesn't ripen into a yellow banana it rots

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    well i think the difference is whether the banana does it itself, or microorganisms do it

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  • [–] 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Does eating that part of the banana increase the chances of my own dick getting sucked?

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  • [–] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    If your partner's genitals had a big new brown streak on them, would you still put them in your mouth?

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    To be perfectly honest? Probably.
    I've had worse things in my mouth...

    substances, TMII used to experiment with amanita muscaria and pantherina and that...was fucking awful. Literally the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth.

    Whatever effects those had, it wasn't worth the vomiting and overwhelming nausea that always followed. Don't do it.

    Basically, if my partner tells me to get on my knees and start sucking...I just do, zero resistance, no questions asked 😆
    But that's just me...

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Would eat. It’s sweeter. I once had a banana that tasted alcoholic

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Idk, I'd rather have the genitals please

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

    ¿Porque no los dos?
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)
    • Genitals
    • Banana
    • Ability to breathe

    I can only have two 😂

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Whose generation are they talking about? Is it just 1 generation? Any why specifically that generation?

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  • [–] 40 points 1 month ago* (6 children)

    Into the blender for a milkshake or smoothie with that one

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  • [–] [S] 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Noo, please don't put your genitals in the blender 😭 /s

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Yeah because if I do a really good job eating the banana it is still never going to reciprocate and suck my cock.

    Funny that.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    genitals dont taste weird or have an unpleasant texture. or if they do maybe go to a doctor.

    to be fair though i wouldnt know no one will put theirs in my mouth :(

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 1 month ago

    They really don't! I'd argue they taste great and have an amazing texture :3
    I only have experience with one type of genitals tho...

    to be fair though i wouldnt know no one will put theirs in my mouth :(

    Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that D:
    You'll get there, I believe in you 🩷

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    ill put that disgusting thing in my mouth but genitals really are much preferable🥺🤤

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  • [–] 54 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    Who doesnt love some genitals in their mouth? On the other hand, who wants icky brown banana?!

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    So true, omfg. Bananas are icky anyway!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I feel like a relatively small fraction of modern generations are regularly having oral sex.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    To each their own, really. Ripening is a spectrum, it's doesn't have clearly defined boundaries. Some people prefer it very fresh, still hard and others like it when it's already quite soft and don't mind some discoloration or stronger smell. It's exactly the same with fruit.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Bananas with a few brown spots are the sweetest and tastiest bananas. Fight me!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    It's not about the taste. It's about texture.

    I still refuse to eat the brown part. But zamn they make really good candies

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    You know, as someone who has issues with the texture of Guacamole and Hummus i can somewhat understand that. (Shame, i love mexican and turkish food, but outside of cooking it for myself it's hard to get something without these condiments)

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Either way, please don’t talk with your mouth full.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I do not enjoy the taste or texture of banana, regardless of how ripe or not it is.

    But give me any variety of genitals to nom.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I just eat that part all at once so I don't have to think about it

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    It’s a texture thing for me, and also… I’m not chewing gentials.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Banana bread is better

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    That's just your ingrained instincts working correctly.

    The oral is moreso just lust overriding your intelligence, logic and rationality, despite supposedly everyone going through the same education system.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Brown part gross.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    That part of the banana is not attached to a girl.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    guilty

    although in terms of which one tastes better it's honestly probably the banana

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I think you're incorrect. Genital taste is pretty fire :3

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    ok but does it actually taste good or are you just so euphoric from listening to their sounds of pleasure that you don't care

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 month ago

    The sounds my partner makes are alright, but I'm really not joking when I say (giving) oral is amazing in every way.
    I only have experience with cock, but goddamn...the smell, taste, feel and everything else is fiiire 🔥
    Dead serious. I should be thanking him for letting me go down on him, not the other way around 😂

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    I won't eat any part of a banana unless its in a smoothie.

    I'll suck a dick with no hesitation though. Not sure what that means about myself lol.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    And that's supposed to be weird?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Pretty sure that 95% is optimistic , but you go!

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    Hey! I'd like to imagine my generation is having lots of oral sex. I'm rooting for them. Genitals for everyone! 💜

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