Yet another reason to avoid McDonald's, as if the lousy food wasn't enough.
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My house is literally a 3 minute walk from a McDonalds and I don't eat there at any price. Use AI to model that, fuckers.
HEY AI! Model my dick and my balls!
Every time my brain tries to drift to McDonalds, I'm like "I could go get a Digorno which would be 1/3-1/5 the price" and then just sit at my house eating canned soup or something because I am fairly lazy.
Dynamic pricing nudges the price to the maximum a customer can afford which temporarily maximises profits but creates in the mind of the customer a feeling of being relentlessly over charged and eventually and long-term they won't come back.
You'll profit early though. Usually people don't leave when they see high prices. They just pay it once and are much more reluctant to ever return.
that’s where the app deals for free french fries every 3rd tuesday in February comes in. now you really got em!
I don't like vendors who think they can take advantage of me for a few extra bucks because of what they see (isn't that a form of prejudice?)
Same with haggles at flea markets or garage sales. If you don't label your prices I'm immediately not interested. I'm a demographic that looks "put together" and thus "wealthy" when in reality I'm basically broke and would file for bankruptcy if it'd clear my debt.
So when I come across a haggler (usually an old guy or a foreigner from a country that has a culture of haggling) I tend to avoid them because I don't enjoy that process. Thats why America came up with price tags and fixed pricing for stuff. Way less hassle. Only idiots really savor the process of haggling. It sucks.
Only idiots really savor the process
Strong "I don't like a thing, therefore nobody should" vibes there buddy...
Nah dude, haggling rules. I get and respect your attitude that you don’t like it, because you’re coming from a place of fairness and transparency. But haggling isn’t about ripping people off—quite the opposite, it’s about finding a deal that both parties are happy with. It’s also more important in some cultures than others, e.g. to some people not haggling is actually rude.
The secret is that you can still haggle when there are price tags and fixed prices. You can ask for discounts, etc. I’ve successfully haggled my rent down! There are no rules! It’s basically a socially acceptable form of social hacking.
If haggling is idiotic, then I’m saving too much money to not be idiotic.
There are no rules!
That isn't great when it cuts both ways. I'll stick with fixed pricing and enforceable tenant protection laws. Rules are there for a reason.
I mean yeah, I basically got sick of landlords arbitrarily raising rents, and so I eventually started negotiating back with them, and it worked way better than I expected.
I would dramatically prefer a system of transparent rent control, but sadly there are no rules like that where I live.
The bargain with fast food was that it was shitty for you, but it was quick, cheap, and tasted good. Now it’s even WORSE for you, costs as much as an actual meal, and increasingly tastes like garbage. What exactly are people trading off now?
It isn't quick anymore either.
there was ONE McDonald's that I used to still go to on road trips.
then the US threatened to take over my country, so ofc I stopped going to McDonald's. I tried to make an exception for it last year because I had to pee and I figured it would be the one place actually open at 1am for me to pee and get a coffee, but nope, closed. guess they want people to piss in the drive thru
McDonald's doesn't even offer washrooms anymore, they have literally nothing to offer me
I keep being amazed when we go out once a month for a sit down dinner and it's only $5 more a head than fast food.
A burger-fries-drink is the same cost as the most amazing local shawarma and drink or the freshest ban-mi from the local Vietnamese resto.
More reasons to not eat McDonalds. It sure seems like they are trying to shift from being a hamburger chain into full real estate company and are trying to sabotage their weaker franchises so they can cash out the properities PE style.
Every franchise is, and has been, a real estate company first.
No, corporate owns most of the stores property then leases that to franchise owners. If one wanted to liquidate some of the property they owned and downsize operations they'd have to kick out the franchise owners first.
For the price of one decently sized McDonald's meal here in Australia (about $16) I can comfortably feed myself for a week of healthy, filling dinners, and maybe lunches too, using staple foods and in-season veg.
It wouldn't surprise me if they had some super addictive drug in there
Fat, sugar and salt can totally be addictive.
For sugar, it seems to be more effective than cocain if you want to make some food addictive...
https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0000698
After a couple weeks of almost total carb exclusion, you stop craving it. Slightly sweet things taste too sweet. You can try to return to a reasonable carb intake and it lasts right up until you have some social event where you eat a small amout of some nice confection. That's how it works for many people anyway.
I've found cutting sugar bit by bit helps, limit it to weekends, cut it out of hot drinks, then limit hot drinks to 1/day in the morning since they tend to have sugar built in. Best method when starting is to remember that its far easier to exercise self control in the shop than it is once the stuff is already in your home. Now sugar is something I can take or leave rather than crave, also made me realize that there are a lot of savory foods with an objectively better taste when you don't have that sugar craving biassing the decision.
Yum Brands, which owns KFC and Taco Bell… [is] developing AI platforms for just about everything, including a dynamic drive-thru menu that changes based on the car approaching the window.
Bet you didn’t algorithm this portly fuck in a tricked out ‘93 Del Sol wanting 55 enchritos until tonight.
I'm so glad I quit going. And if I quit going, pretty much everyone has
I had one of those less than stellar childhoods, but I had a fantastic grandparent that would take me to McDonald's sometimes, and that was A HUGE BRIGHT SPOT for me, back when they had aquariums and play places in them? Like, until pretty recently, I was a die-hard fan. I WANTED to like them. What they actually tasted like almost didn't matter, the SIGHT of the yellow arches made me start to think about what being loved by a trusted adult feels like.
They had to WORK TO LOSE ME as a customer rather than the other way around. And they still managed.
We quit too and we used to go all the time. After threats to Canada we boycotted whatever we could from US.
i think you underestimate how little most people care about politics, current events, AI, etc.
Why do you think that? I didn't say anything about current events or politics and this new AI story only confirms a decision I already made and am guessing most other people already made
most people have definitely not stopped going to mcdonalds. that's what i'm talking about.
Stop using their “Rewards app” It’s tracking your purchases, which’ll inform their surveillance and skew the boards.
Correct, but a few additions.
They already have your credit card on record for repeat purchases (if you pay digitally, they know who you are), thats not the data those apps are after. They are just as bad as tiktoc and reddit when it comes to tracking phone activity and asking for every permission that isnt nailed down. Your phone activity data is worth more to data brokers than a free sandwich every tuesday.
The average persons data is. I wonder what mine is worth. Surely it just says "yeah they are never going to willingly buy your product, target friends who will apply social pressure instead ... Oh, they are just happy sitting there without ordering anything"
It USED to have pretty good deals frequently, and then they keep offer less and less of them, so I just don't even order from them anymore
Here’s how they’re fucking with their items: https://youtu.be/JlpuVHdZyqI?is=Ea_H2b5qleAaq2Vo
When I'm bored, I get price quotes from Lyft and Uber to the airport. I'll click around and look at the different tiers of service. Then I choose not to actually request a fare, and close the app.
I fly enough to where both apps probably have me as a regular airport customer, but that I'm price sensitive enough where I just won't use their service sometimes.
I do the same with Doordash and other food apps, where I just put together potential orders to get a sense of how much something would cost if I ordered it, and then just never order it, letting that cart expire. I'm hoping this poisons their data or adds something to the price sensitivity metrics.
I also look at airfares, hotel prices, etc., a lot. It's not for the purpose of manipulating their algorithms, as I just like to get a sense for how prices move over time. But if there's a side effect that these variable pricing algorithms take into account people who window shop and walk away, maybe I'm helping push prices down.
If they're gonna create a panopticon, we should fuck with their data.
Yeah, my first thought was that such a system was likely gameable.
But then my second thought was that idgaf what any of the McDonald burgers cost. The price they'd need to set to get me to "buy" them wouldn't be economically viable for the company because I have no clue how a "pay customers to take our burgers" scheme could work out favorably for them.
At least where I live, what they cost is 'way too much'. You can get a meal from a decent restaurant for the same price, and their burgers have shrunk considerably.
I remember even when I still thought I liked them, I'd never feel satisfied after finishing a meal. For a while I mistook that for meaning I liked the food. Like "oh I just had one but want another already, must be good". But no, I think now that it was just a sign of my body being well aware that it didn't have enough nutritional value to meet its needs.
I've had other occasions where I'll finish a combo and wish I had more with other fastfood places, but it's not a constant experience like it was with McDonald's.
Hell, that time they did that 2 big macs for $2 (just the burgers) deal, I bought 4 of them. I was full by the end of the 3rd and gave the 4th away but still wasn't satisfied, I just couldn't physically fit any more in my stomach.
Anyways, all that to say that any price is "too much" for those empty calories. But yeah, it used to be ok for "something quick and cheap to put in your stomach on a long drive" but even that is no longer the case.
So if I have no income, dynamic pricing will set the price to free, right?
Glad I haven't eaten their trash microplastic food in like 5 years since I found out it was our pedophile and Chief's favorite restaurant
I suspect the president is just lying about that being his favorite to seem normal and not the silver spoon trust fund baby he is that eats fancy food cooked by personal chefs.
How do I manipulate it to lowball
Start stealing burgers so they know you're not willing to pay the current price
Anyone with any sense and other options stopped eating there a long time ago. I feel bad for those who literally live where there's no other viable option, mostly because it will rapidly make the last possible option non-viable.
I have zero sympathy for those with good alternatives that don't walk away. The company ran its course. Let it burn.
no other viable option
Are there people who can't prepare the most basic foods themselves? I'd always prefer to prepare or cook something myself over getting fast food. Even a slice of bread with some cheese or meat plus some carrots or such is better than fast food in my eyes (and much cheaper anyways).
You can go to the grocery store and buy frozen French fries and frozen patties and heat them in a toaster oven and it will be cheaper and better than McDonald's.
Granted for that you need a freezer and a toaster oven and a grocery store, and many people don't have those.
I know people in their 30s who don't know how to cook beyond microwave meals and actively don't want to learn. Some of them have enough money they basically always go out to eat and drive throughs are convenient
It's actually a problem that people usually doesn't prepare food tried to, and have to spend an hour on everything to make mediocre food, to the point that there's thousands of video teaching how to preo food quickly. Internet Shaquille's video are basically made to combat that.
Are there people who can't prepare the most basic foods themselves?
Sadly yes, either because they were never taught or never learned the basic skills, or live in food deserts that basically prevent them from access to groceries they can purchase and cook.
This guy gets it. There's legitimately people who couldn't get the food, don't have the facilities to prepare it in their shoebox apartment, don't have the skills to prepare it, have next to nothing for food storage capacity, and/or are on too much of a time crunch to actually prep their own food.
Does that describe everyone? No. Do they exist? Absolutely, and sadly more common than people realize. I'm extremely blessed to have a comfortable suburban house and all the access in the world to the resources I need, but I came up in less favourable circumstances and have old acquaintances who are still there. A grocery store was hard enough to get to it may as well have been on the moon for all the time and transportation I had to get there, my access to tools and appliances to cook were effectively non-existent and the fridge and freezer I had access to couldn't hold a full week of food to begin with. Living on convenience store taquitos and fast food wasn't a choice, it was that or starve, and you ate what was open when you had time.
For where I live, the last time I looked into this (in 2024), if you wanted to make a burger with the same amount of meat and toppings as a basic mcdouble, you're looking at spending almost $50 upfront for ingredients (meat, bun, cheese, onion, and ketchup) and even by weight you're barely breaking even.
Normally my knee jerk reaction would be against this. But if it helps to drive McDonalds to lose customers in the long run, well…🤔
I don't know who is going there any more. I know there are people, I have one a few blocks away and the drive through is always full but you can go to local places and get good food for so much cheaper.
Kids who want happy meals drag their parents there. However once they hit 5th grade the allure of the happy meal fades and they usually don’t come back.
Not that I needed another reason to avoid McDonald's. Tastes nice, but the burgers have become tiny, and their food gives me the shits.
Does it taste nice? I quit fast food 3 years ago but of all the things they serve, I don't miss their burgers. Their fries and nuggets maybe, but I never want a McDonald's burger. They just aren't good at all, not by any metric.
About once a year I'll convince myself fast food is a good idea. I always feel ill for a day after. Idk if it's the mega sodium or the ultra processed grease, but I just feel queezy.
I kinda miss ordering a double quarter pounder big mac, but otherwise not worth it for many reasons
The burgers have become tiny because they’re using fattier beef, which has a 1/4lbs starting weight but it sweats off a lot of weight.
Here’s how they fuck you: https://youtu.be/JlpuVHdZyqI?is=Ea_H2b5qleAaq2Vo
Stopped at a Mcyds on a road trip and ordered a hamburger. Took a while and it sounded like they were not real sure how to assemble it. Not a big selling item anymore.
I'm pretty sure they've always done this, they're just using different tools to determine the prices.
There should be quotes around "burgers" in this headline as well IMO.
I don't buy McDonal's because the price/value equation is off. Whether it is off because they think I'm rich or because they think I'm addicted doesn't really matter. The result is that I just don't buy.
But if I was a regular customer, I would see unstable prices as a negative because it means, I have to research current prices first before going there. That's inconvenient. I prefer reasonable and stable prices.
Maybe, McDonald's introduces haggling next so customers can feel like they are buying a used car when they buy a burger...
I cannot get over the fact that McDonalds charged me $7.50 for a sausage egg biscuit with cheese the other day.
I mean this is the obvious use case for AI, you know they have those digital price tags in supermarkets it's perfect for this to combine with AI so depending who is looking at this price tag it changes, but in a way so you don't see it changing. I'm not saying it's already implemented but it's the obvious thing to do.
Online it's already much easier to do because you're logged in to Amazon with your purchase history, etc. and you are the only one looking at the price tag, so no real need for AI there, but in a physical shop it will also be introduced, just like McDonald is 'pioneering' here.
They should never released Black Mirror, too many dystopian ideas there.



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