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One of the lines that's stuck with me from a cartoon I saw a long time ago was "Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!" to insult a witch. :-)
Little Witch Academia (2017)
Someone mentioned Roomba is an anagram for "a broom".
Also shouldn't she be sitting on it? Or is the picture not clear then?
Amazingly, the meme way is the best way to demo the plush objectively here. Unlike the Spamton plush...
yess, this was totally the first thing i thought when i saw the post for like no reason.
It's simple: I see roomba, I :3
yaaa, I actually got a pic of my niko plush on a roomba (and on my dog and with pancaiks)



(this took me too long to get because it was on an usb and on heic too ( I don't even use ios anymore lol, it was took on an iphone but idk if other stuff use heic format) so I had to convert it to jpg and my pc didn't even support heic so i had to install the packages lol)
sitting on it isn't gangsta af tho
I think it depends on how you sit. I'd probably take either a meditative lotus pose or maybe a whimsical cross legs with a cup of tea, so no, not gangsta.
Witch transit safety standards have come a long way since 1137 AD. Despite the smaller size, they are more than capable of supporting and protecting the average witch.*
*American witches may opt for our enhanced support package.
Brooms are easily and affordably replaced, don't need an app, can't be forced to SaaS, and if the maker goes out of business, you can find another.
Ok Broomer.
Hmm. I feel like one could mount a chair to one of these and have the mop sticking out of the ringer, handy for jousting purposes. Seems more comfy.

I can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum.
Thank god for the roombas, a literal revolution in witch transportation.
If the broom is magical enough to fly, surely it’s magical enough to feel super comfortable? That’s how I’ve always rationalised it
The saddle on my last bike was not far off that. Riding a dildo to work may be somebody's cup of tea, but it wasn't mine.
There needs to be a witch of the Deep North that wears layers of knitwear and rides atop a Zamboni
I'd be so scared I'd fall off, there seems more to anchor yourself with with a broom
yea. but it's magic. you ain't falling unless you want to.
It's magic that it's flying, I don't think I ever heard it's magic that you can't fall off, quite the opposite in most of the stories I've read that featured brooms
Long as you've got gymnast skills. It is basically just a monkey bar, without the side posts.
Either way you better work on your grip strength and pull-ups.
There are two characters like this in Little Witch Academia and one of them literally rides on a flying roomba.
I think the shamful euphemism 'she rides around town on a broomstick' is now fully, and permanently, worn out.
When I saw Hocus-Pocus I thought the witches using vacuum cleaners was hilarious. This is just as funny.
As long as all the surveillance stuff is striped from it and perhaps its running open source software.
Imagine having all this free time and nothing better to do than no-life Lemmy of all things.
Get help.




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