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[–] 44 points 1 month ago* (12 children)

Someone mentioned Roomba is an anagram for "a broom".

Also shouldn't she be sitting on it? Or is the picture not clear then?

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  • [–] 42 points 1 month ago (5 children)
  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    yess, this was totally the first thing i thought when i saw the post for like no reason.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    It's simple: I see roomba, I :3

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    yaaa, I actually got a pic of my niko plush on a roomba (and on my dog and with pancaiks)

    (this took me too long to get because it was on an usb and on heic too ( I don't even use ios anymore lol, it was took on an iphone but idk if other stuff use heic format) so I had to convert it to jpg and my pc didn't even support heic so i had to install the packages lol)

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    sitting on it isn't gangsta af tho

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I think it depends on how you sit. I'd probably take either a meditative lotus pose or maybe a whimsical cross legs with a cup of tea, so no, not gangsta.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 1 month ago

    Witch transit safety standards have come a long way since 1137 AD. Despite the smaller size, they are more than capable of supporting and protecting the average witch.*

    *American witches may opt for our enhanced support package.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago*

    Aight, time for an upgrade.

    Honk honk, muthafukar

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  • [–] 36 points 1 month ago

    seems like the logical progression. 1990s sabrina 'flew' an upright vac.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago

    Brooms are easily and affordably replaced, don't need an app, can't be forced to SaaS, and if the maker goes out of business, you can find another.

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    Hmm. I feel like one could mount a chair to one of these and have the mop sticking out of the ringer, handy for jousting purposes. Seems more comfy.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    I can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum.

    Thank god for the roombas, a literal revolution in witch transportation.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    There needs to be a witch of the Deep North that wears layers of knitwear and rides atop a Zamboni

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    I'd be so scared I'd fall off, there seems more to anchor yourself with with a broom

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    yea. but it's magic. you ain't falling unless you want to.

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    "Pfft. Chuds."

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    There are two characters like this in Little Witch Academia and one of them literally rides on a flying roomba.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    I think the shamful euphemism 'she rides around town on a broomstick' is now fully, and permanently, worn out.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Idk about others, but I rather sit.

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  • When I saw Hocus-Pocus I thought the witches using vacuum cleaners was hilarious. This is just as funny.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    As long as all the surveillance stuff is striped from it and perhaps its running open source software.

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  • [+] -8 points 1 month ago (4 children)
  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Imagine having all this free time and nothing better to do than no-life Lemmy of all things.

    Get help.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    One of the lines that's stuck with me from a cartoon I saw a long time ago was "Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!" to insult a witch. :-)

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Little Witch Academia (2017)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago*

    peak image ngl

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