He literally used video game kiting strats to pull him away from the bike so he had enough time to sprint to it and mount it.
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See this is proof that police have to use lethal Force because they're so fucking lazy and worthless they can't even jog without almost dying
The cop runs like when I try to run in my dreams
You have just made me realise that I am an incompetent runner in my dreams. Like I'm trying to run through jelly. Not saying I'm a good runner by any means, but not as bad as I am in my dreams.
It's a common experience
I once told somebody about a recurring dream I have where I can’t control the speed of my car. Apparently your brain is fully aware that your legs aren’t responding to commands and it translates into your dreams.
In your case, not being able to run because your sleep cycle is deliberately paralysing your legs
I can't steer the car in my dreams because I can't lift my head up to see over the dash and I can't peel my eyes open more than slightly to see where I'm going
I used to have dreams where driving was very difficult because the pedals would be positioned awkwardly close. It pretty much defied spatial geometry because it wasn't like there was space behind them for my legs, they were just really close with the wall right behind them but it was only hard to access and manipulate the pedals; I still somehow fit fine into that position.
My cat doesn’t seem to be able to catch anything in her dreams either from the way she moves and the noises she makes. Happens to the best of us, I guess.
He really wanted that bike back
Bro kited that cop away from his bike like it was an MMO, absolutely marvelous talent.
This is a good example of why all y'all should be working out! When the revolution happens, you need to be at least so fit.
Or at least be fitter than cops. Which as a 200lb guy who only eats KFC once a week, I already am. I shouldn't be.
I agree except for one thing. should a revolution even happen, people will be fighting for their lives.
neither of these men were fighting as if their lives depended upon the outcome.
nothing motivates better than the real threat of death.
still, get fit and you only increase your chances of survival.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro0psbLOBEI
This is my favorite example of that.
Looked like GTA except the cops didn't immediately open fire.
Look, we've gotten to the point where without backstory and evidence, police in the United States don't deserve the benefit of the doubt, so until I find out otherwise, I'm not even remotely disappointed that the guy defeated the police officer.
At least he didn't get shot
Looks like the cop was trying to pepper spray him while he was fleeing.
More like taser, no?
Looks like the cyclist is white, so the cop might have faced consequences for murdering him.
Cop is running like he just ran a marathon in waist high snow.
Cop is running like Frankenstein's mind was teleported into his body mid-stride.
The Frankenstein trope did the creature dirty. Both Dr. and creation were basically geniuses. The creature in particular taught itself how to speak and iirc read/write all by discretely observing some peasants, and how to cook by just experimenting with raw ingredients + fire. If the Dr. that made it actually nurtured and trained the thing, the pair would have been unstoppable. But, that's the whole spiel of the story - he got cold feet, treated his creation like shit, and that came back to bite him in the ass again and again.
If you can tolerate the oldish English, the Mary Shelley's original story still holds its own - definitely recommended, if for no other reason than to appreciate how Frankenstein in media since then has missed the mark fucking hard.
Didn't shoot him because he's white?
Thanks for taking the time to share a direct watch video instead of linking to YouTube. Most shared content still points to YouTube (for valid reasons but still).
Unfortunately when this cop retires, he'll likely be replaced by someone trigger happy
YES!
Whether he was actually guilty is besides the point, you gotta respect the game.
Isnt this why they supposed to have a partner?
A lot of police departments moved away from two person patrols years ago. You’d have to look up the specific reasons but my guess is cost reduction.
Yet they have the money for military vehicles strange.
A lot of those are surplus and likely given to departments or sold for very little. That practice has contributed a lot to the militarization of police in America.
That should all be taken away from them though. Most of their guns too. A country as developed as the US shouldn’t require an armed para military force to police its citizens and, arguably, the US doesn’t require one.
The thing is they're still a high financial drain. The military doesn't give them the ones that are in good enough condition to still be useful, and they're a maintenance nightmare.
I worked for a city that accepted one, and it broke down while transporting it to the city the day we took possession and ended up costing the city 200 grand on its first day.
A country as developed as the US shouldn’t require an armed para military force to police its citizens and, arguably, the US doesn’t require one.
...we need an armed paramilitary force to police our politicians. I mean, on paper we have one, but in practice they seem to just follow a domestic enemy's orders with no thought at all so long as that enemy is holding an office like POTUS.
And cops that were actually held accountable and had an actually legal duty. https://youtu.be/7muy6mMpp20
This is America. Cars, tactical gear, and military vehicles are cheaper than an employee with benefits like healthcare, workers comp insurance, etc. way way way cheaper.
Whole story? the fuck are you talking about? Cop partners haven't been the norm since the 70s primarily due to cost cutting.
Found the only good cop. Too slow to catch you but still doesn't shoot.
wow, exactly how one would run away from a cop in a computer game; run so that he follows you then once far enough run back and get your bike
I thought he was going to get in the police car and drive off GTA style for a second
That was almost over. He was way too winded to escape that taser shot when he did. But glad it ended happily



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