Amazingly, the answer to #5 is yes!

Is Proton a Debian-based distro?

Why use Wine? All it does is emulate Windows.

WSL invalidates Linux's existence.

Linus is the Colonel of Linux.

How to piss off a Linux guy in 3 steps:

Step 1: Use Windows

Step 2: Encounter a computer problem and ask the Linux guy for a solution.

Step 3: When they say they don't know Windows, mock them for being so stupid despite staying in the terminal playing pretend hackerman all day.

1. Terrible choice, but if it works for you...
2. For some use-cases, sure.
3. wine program.exe
4. "Then what have I been playing Pong on all this time?"
5. It is, actually. WSL isn't "proper" Linux, but it's there!
6. Yeah, imagine...

"I'm also into linux, so I got a chromebook"

Ugh you don't need to write 30 million lines of code to install a browser. You need to compile 30 million lines of code to install a browser. 🙄

#5 is actually true. Install Ubuntu for WSL from the Windows store. WSL is great BTW

1- No, Windows 11 mains you

2- Yes, ubuntu is much larger than arch

3- We have many ways to install anything

4- No, but neither does Windows, who at Microsoft is troubleshooting your games?

5- Yes! But Windows works much better on linux than linux does on Windows

6- Imagine 30 million lines to fix your last update

For three, say "command prompt" instead.

In fairness, several major distros are available on the Microsoft store.

My dating tip?

YY/MM/DD

You forgot: "Why do you have to recompile the kernel all the time?"

How awesome is Windows? I mean the way it runs so smooth…you can like process a lot of processing with the processor. Like if they added AI to the ESC key, that would really be awesome.

7 I tried Linux. It didn't work.

Fuck you. Take my upvote.

7. Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

#6 fuckin sent me lol

half of them i would problem not even understand. macroslop has a shop now? I'm so happily out of the loop :)

fuck just kill me while you're at it...

Yo, that last one though.....

I installed Nobara just yesterday and the installer had a game to play

You can always tell a Linux user by the body order. Oh and they're all hackers and on a government watchlist.

Edit: odor, not order

./example.exe

https://apps.microsoft.com/detail/9pdxgncfsczv?hl=en-GB&gl=US

You jest about number 5, but there were people asking if it's on the vscode extensions before.

7. Say "folder" instead of "directory"

1. Best of luck with that
2. If it works for you then great, that's the power of freedom/choice
3. Get good
4. Used to be true but nope.
5. I Don't know and don't care.
6. That's not code, it's a progress bar, but better.

Linux doesn’t run Fortnite and that’s all you need to know about that shovelware.

Say there's no need for Linux when you have WSL (but pronounce it W.S.L.)

"So you're single?"

runs away

Is that written by @madthumbs@lemmy.world? 😅

Arch is Ubuntu thanks to SystemD

Someone just give this guy a big thumbs up and go back to ignoring him