[–] 7 points 4 days ago

nice legs, your skin looks very smooth :3

and 2 vertical screens :O
i tried to use one of my screens vertically aswell for a while, kinda hurt my neck and i couldn't see the uppermost part of the screen properly because of the angle

also, its mee:

gothgirl version of two soyjaks pointing at meme pointing at my name in the picture

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    looks like a perfectly normal tofu sausage to me

    From the color and shape it looks like it could be a Mini Wiener by Taifun. I couldn't find any non-packaged images of it online, but here is an image of the longer version:

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    it's a sex changer, genital changer or a double fleshlight, but definitely not a gender changer

    the female/male metaphor for socket/plug is related to genitals, which are independent of gender

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    don't take this comment too serious (unless 👉👈, jk), i just randomly thought of this response and wanted to use it:

    If we are the same person, this means I am you and you are me. And if you are me and I'm in my bed, why are you not in my bed?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    a while back I (not on this account) posted something like this in !microblogmemes@lemmy.world and people commented aigen pictures of napkin doodles :(

    edit: actually i found the post and it was just one guy, maybe not all comments are federated to my current instance tho

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    staying up for too long making a unixsocks post

    hehe unixsocks post inception

    previous unixsocks post that unfortunately has broken images due to the instance having closed

    Me and my puter with NixOS on it, also 2 ssh sessions to my vps and homeserver (an old mini pc).
    I also relatively recently got a Gaming Handheld (an aSUS rog ally) for really cheap from my sister which i use to play games because my laptop has gotten too old for new AAA titles. I put Bazzite on it because I didn't want to tinker with NixOS before getting to game.
    Photo of my legs with thigh high black socks with poppy flowers at the bottom. A small bit of skin is visible over the socks. At the end is a laptop with lots of nixos logos on the screen (3 hyfetch outputs for different machines (2 over ssh)). On the laptop is an asus rog ally (steam deck but less cool and comes with windows by default) with bazzite fastfetch output piped though lolcat. Behind that is a shelf with some folders and potted plants.

    The same picture as above but one leg is angled.

    The same frame but my legs are now crossed. The gaming handheld has moved and is laying flat on my crotch.

    lemmy does not allow nested spoilers :(

    Playing Kingdom Come Deliverance II. Henry is asserting dominance over the peasants.
    I am now playing Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 on the handheld, Henry is standing on the desk looking down on an NPC. My legs have been angled to support the Handheld being angled.

    License: CC-BY-NC-SA 4.0

    meowow :3

    License: CC-BY-NC-SA 4.0

    Typical unixsocks frame: Desk with socked legs on it. Black socks with red flowers in the ankle region and other red accents. Left, barely in the frame is a desktop computer with rainbow led stripes. On the desk are 2 screens from the desktop PC and laptop. Fuck there are so many details, I could mention. If you want an extended image description ask me in the comments.
     

    Translation

    First Panel:

    "After the long winter with so much ice and snow, the spring feels really goo…"

    Second Panel

    "Boom" or "Bam", basically onomatopoeia for the sound of the hit

    Third Panel

    "What the…?"

    Fourth Panel

    "Spring got canceled, Bitches!"

    Alt Text TranslationComic in vour Panels, colored in red and yellow tones.

    First Panel: A Woman with curly hair goes for a walk in nature, birds sing, she is happy. She says: After the long winter with so much ice and snow, the spring feels really good…

    Second Panel: The woman is cut off mid sentence, a huge yellow fist is hitting her in the face from the sky. The onomatopoeia „BAM“ is written over the fist.

    Third Panel: The woman is sitting on the ground, crying and confused. She stammers: What the…?

    Fourth Panel: A huge sun with its fist raised says: Spring got canceled, Bitches! In its other hand, it is holding a smartphone with the weather app open, showing 30°C.

    Source: https://pixelfed.de/p/Fuchskind/964960221910287919

    (Alt text translation in post body.)

Comic in vier Panels, teilweise in Rot- und Gelbtönen coloriert.

Erstes Panel: Eine Frau mit gelockten Haaren geht in der Natur spazieren, Vögel singen, sie ist fröhlich. Sie sagt: Nach dem langen Winter mit so viel Eis und Schnee tut der Frühling richtig gu…

Zweites Panel: Die Frau wird im Satz unterbrochen, eine riesige gelbe Faust aus dem Himmel schlägt ihr ins Gesicht. Das Soundwort „BÄMM“ steht über der Faust.

Drittes Panel: Die Frau sitzt weinend und verwirrt am Boden und stammelt: Was zum…?

Viertes Panel: Eine riesige Sonne mit gehobener Faust sagt: Frühling ist gecancelt, Bitches! In der anderen Hand hält sie ein Smartphone, auf dem die Wetterapp geöffnet ist, es steht 30°C darauf.
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