Of all the insane shit that's spewed out of that godforsaken country these last 10 years, watching this man try to talk about ensuring victims of bestiality related sex trafficking were still able to apply to the FBI with a straight face was amongst the most insane things I've ever seen in my fucking life
Understanding this immediately as a European makes me realize I'm wayyy too chronically online. USA is the only reality TV show I need.
Thinking about how there's gotta be some dogfucker out there going, "Hell yeah I voted for this!" and how he probably has one of the most coherent and internally consistent reasons for voting Republican out of anyone who did.
Woof!
...angriest upvote i've ever made on the fediverse...fuck you
I’d like to measure my love for dogs on some z-axis which is unassociated with the dog-murder-to-dog-rape spectrum please
Fucking dogs is inherently non-consensual (no matter how sexy they are) so it's rape and we don't usually talk about rapists loving their victims.
Can someone please explain to a non American (there are dozens of us! Dozens!)? I understand the Kash Patel reference but who is the lady on the left (even though judging by her Mar a Lago face she’s on the right too) is and why she hates doggos?
Dog lover, but I'm going to park at a 9 here just to be clear.
"They're eating the dogs" has a whole new meaning now 😨
What did Kash fuck to earn that #10 spot?
I read somewhere that the same provision that forbade bestiality also disqualifies people who have been found to have paid for sex three or more times in the last ten years. I think that what's actually happening is that Patel, or a buddy of his, got caught hiring prostitutes a few too many times, and now want to repeal the rule so they don't get kicked out.
But someone saw 'bestiality' and decided to make it about that to distract people.
plz explain, I am not american, all I know about the us is trump and 9/11
Who's the zero?
Great news for me! I was ready to congratulate all the people I know who have committed acts of bestiality, even set aside a couple hours on my calendar for it. Didn't need even a moment of that two hour block because I don't know a single person who's ever done that sort of thing.
Now I got two hours to kill and started thinking about something my uncle used to say "I'm fucking this cat, you just hold the tail." Which was a pretty vulgar thing to say to a 10 year old but also what the fuck Uncle Mike?
It's easy to forget about traitors like Kristi Noem once they're out of the spotlight. Hopefully this country doesn't forget to dispense justice to that particular traitor when this is all over. Same goes for traitor Greg Bovino.
This is likely gonna appear in south america (the show not the continent), it's basically a free goal.
I guess I don't love dogs as much as I thought I did.
Bros crying
I feel like they're trolling SNL and South Park America. How do you parody that which is already a joke?
Where do we count the meat, dairy, etc. industry lobbyist and legislators making exceptions to the laws in almost every state in the US?
As state legislatures began proposing anti-bestiality laws in the 1990s, the agriculture lobby repeatedly opposed the bills
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Of the 27 states that have enacted bestiality statutes since 1990, 24 include nearly identical exemptions for animal husbandry. (Kansas, Iowa, and Delaware’s laws do not.) With the exemptions included, agricultural interests in many states have gone from covertly opposing anti-bestiality bills to either staying mum or even lobbying for them
https://newrepublic.com/article/160448/meat-bestiality-artificial-insemination
What's wrong with his eyes?
So like, for real though, the justification for this was that there are people who are victims of trafficking that are forced into this, right?
At face value, that makes sense. I'm not sure whether every state that convicts for beastiality would also create exceptions for victims of trafficking who were forced into it, they certainly do not when it comes to other offenses.
Is there something I've missed?
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