Hmm, stilted and awkward date with someone I barely know, given that I’m a lesbian who hides under a hat and she’s all out in the open,

or immediately pay off my house and my wife’s student loans?

I don't think it can be overstated how much more life changing $500k is compared to 1 date with her.

Not a committed relationship mind you, 1 date.

I would not go on a date with her for free, that's the lowest I'll go.

Who even is she? I'll take the$500,000 and have a glorius date with my wife.

Having an awkward time with a woman I don't even consider being that attractive and I know nothing about, or getting enough money to pay off my mortgage, get two new cameras, several lenses, renovate my kitchen and bathroom, and have money left over.

Yeah, I am taking the money, every time, no question.

$500 let alone three more zeros.

An escort who looks like her would be 2 grand tops

a date is a date. $500k is a whole lotta hookers and blow.

MAGA cunts fuck off

My wife would be pissed if I didnt take the money.

I would get paid $500,000 not to go on a date with her.

Everybody seems to assume "date" equals sex.

On the other hand, $500,000 does exactly equal half a million dollars.

If we knock two zeros off that we have an interesting discussion ahead of us. As is, choosing $500,000 is a no-brainer.

There are simply too many women as gorgeous as her, most of whom with better personalities and values, that would be more than happy to go on a single date with a random (non-creep) for $5,000 or less.

You'll still have to pay for the date.

Money please.

Isn't she a MAGAt? Or do they just wanna lick her toes because of her appearance? 🤢

Money. Jesus Christ what kind of pathetic loser would say yes to date some broad who don't even like you? Hardly a date that'd be.

I can see a nice set of tits for a lot less than 500k.

nothing against whoever she is but yeah I'm taking that cash

sure I may be gay but I can't imagine any person I'd pay the opportunity cost of that much money to go on one date with

$500k and I can date whoever I want. Besides, Sydney Sweeney is overrated. If by some miracle if she comes on to me then I won't say no; but there are women with better sex appeal.

If her acting is any representation of her IRL I'd be bored af within 4 minutes. Even the eye candy wouldn't keep me interested.

But a date is too loose of an offer. I've been on a date with someone who was uninterested in me and only there for the free meal. And dates which went ok, barely a peck on the lips at the end and it took a couple more dates before any hanky panky.

500k is more than enough to pay off my house and put some improvements in and chock awake at least 200k. Then I can relax comfortably with my regular income.

I can't even think of any fictional women who'd make me pick the date.

I wouldn't even date her for half a million. I mean, who the hell is she?

"$500,000 or something you have no desire to do?"

Ill take a NVIDIA 5090 her you can keep

The ego of this.

Well yeah, a date can be unfun or go wrong, 500k dollarinos can only go bad if you have no clue how to use them.

There is absolutely nothing to gain from a date with Sydney Sweeney, likely not even a nice company.

If i took a date over 500K my wife would be very upset.

$500,000 can buy many Sidney Sweenies!

Very low chance she would even like me, so really, this is how much she would pay to get me to stop talking about my Star Trek fan theories.

No woman on Earth... Clearly this is stating there is a man on Earth that would be worth it!

What's her deal? She was in like one kinda popular acting role and now she just does rage baitey advertisements? Must be nice...

If you take the $500k, I'm pretty sure Sidney will take your $500k to "go on a date" with you ...

(... as in a 2-minute zoom call from a lavish restaurant surrounded by bodyguards, while you eat your mac & cheese at home 🤣)

She thinks her beauty, fame, and money will excuse her from being an empty, soulless MAGA Pedophile. Ew, gross, what would we even talk about? How disgusting she is?

I'll take the money, and go out with people I like.

I'd take a date with my partner of 25 years over any amount of money, that said my partner would kick my ass knowing I turned down $500,000.