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Taking a ride on the sui-slide would be the last thing on my bucket list
I too played rollercoaster tycoon where every coaster was a euthanasia coaster!
Now this is whimsy.
John Allen, who had been the president of the Philadelphia Toboggan Company, inspired Urbonas with his description of the "ultimate" roller coaster as one that "sends out 24 people and they all come back dead".[4]
book spoilers ish
How High We Go in the Dark by Sequoia Nagamatsu talks about this in one of the chapters. A disease is killing children so an amusement park was created for children to enjoy a roller coaster ride instead of dying in a hospital bed.
Ooh it's got great reviews. I will check this one out, thanks!
It is a good book but I found it extremely depressing.
I read The Road by Cormac McCarthy when I was like 22 and it sent me into a decade long depression I never really recovered from.
So I think I'll pass. Good tip tho.
Read some reviews first. It's a lot more hopeful and pleasant than The Road.
Hey even The Road ended on a happy note.
After all that hardship and horror, the poor starving child was rescued and lived happily ever after with a family on a boat and they just sailed the white blue oceans as free as the sun.
My interpretation is that McCarthy was saying, yeah, this will happen, this has happened, and here's your happy ending so you don't slit your wrists after reading this.
The End.
The newer version: https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/27/us/six-flags-rollercoaster-brain-injury-invs
https://www.sixflags.com/magicmountain/attractions/x2-coaster
Highly inefficient killing machine. It's like they're trying to avoid killing its passengers but failing. This failed as an euthanasia machine at the planning stage.
It's just physics people.
Enough Gs and your brain and internal organs smush into mush, and I'm not talking Warren Gs.
The ride's seven inversions would inflict 10 g (g-force) on its passengers for 60 seconds, causing g-force related symptoms starting with greyout through tunnel vision to syncope, and eventually g-LOC (g-force induced loss of consciousness) and death.
According to the National Institutes of Health, the human brain can survive without oxygen for up to four or five minutes. During this time, the brain is not capable of functioning at anything near its normal capacity. Extensive and irreversible brain damage may occur through cell death if oxygen levels are not restored quickly enough after this period.
What am I missing?
G-force taking the blood out of the brain.
If a person suddenly stops breathing there is still oxygen in their blood that their brain can utilize. However with strong g-forces the blood can be displaced out of the brain entirely. Think about where the feet will be on the coaster and where the blood would be pushed to.
Presumably they would be clinically dead at the end of the ride, that is they would have stopped breathing and their heart would have stopped beating. It may still be possible to revive someone with prompt medical attention, but for the job to be finished all you'd have to do at that point is nothing.
Why would it not be easier to just seal off a room, and cycle the oxygen out until it's pure nitrogen gas. The people would pass out quickly, experience no real physical pain and just leave them in their for 30 minutes (well more than needed)
If there was an assisted suicide way to go, id basically just ask for the mask at the orthodontist then ease off into never worrying again.
It would be easier, that's why no one has ever built this roller coaster.
It would, but that's not the point in the design.
you don't need a whole room. that one guy made the coffin like devices.
They already make them, they're called a Sarco pod
Yeah that's why I said just the mask would be fine with me. But if its assisted suicide then I imagine others would have other wishes. Possibly going as a group or who knows what
im not sure about the mask. maybe a helmet. you really want no chance of polluting with outside air. Also good if its not to constraining.
I mean when the doctor puts you under he uses a mask for a little until you're out really and takes it off so you dont get brain damage and die, if he just left it on i dont see how it would stop working unless it ran out? Maybe I'm remembering something else
Sure but it gets taped down and such when your under and you are not worried about air getting in as much as so much aneshteia getting out that it will be to low a dosage. With nitrogen you don't want oxygen extending out your awareness or triggers from soemthing like co2. You more worried about it getting in. Then also it just gets to a level of being tussed up which can wierd you out. I mean if you had to but I think the coffin/pod thing is a good compromise of comfort and being able to feel ate ease along with assurance on function.
This was just an art project, not something to build in reality as it obviously is bad in every way possible
Where's the fun in that?
Honestly, I’m surprised this isn’t americas death penalty method of choice.
It makes sense, ngl. No chemicals needed.
Too whimsical
This is a great idea, as long as everyone agrees to wearing really effective adult diapers. Otherwise it will be a water ride.
I wonder if it would hold to scrutiny in OpenRCT2.
How is there not a movie about this thing lol
I can hardly think of worse ways to die, having all the time in the world to think it through on the way up listening to the "click-clack-click-clack" of the train on the rails, and then going over the falls... Maybe drowning and burning but that's about what I can come up with.
That was in a good book I read.
This really kind of creeped me out when I first read about it.
...but why
Euthanasia. Although it was just an exercise rather than a planned invention.
Honestly, I'm pretty sure this is a more humane way of killing people, and I think the people about to get killed would agree. That's kind of the point of the artwork. If it stood between lethal injection and this, it'd be roller coaster all the way down, baby.
You'd black out way before you died, and it'd be a proper sendoff I think. Just, ok, that's your life, goodbye, all aboard, off you go, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......................................................-
Every year many people die placidly in their sleep, accidentally poisoned by carbon monoxide. No special injection or elaborate devices, it’s one of the most painless, effective, and cheap options, but people really like to over engineer euthanasia.
I'm with you 100%. Cheap, effective, painless.
In lieu of that, what about the deathcoaster though huh?
The Indonesians committed genocide with a wire tied to a wall.
Wrap it around the neck and pull. Next.
It really is shocking how the Nazis overcomplicated their genocide
I'd rather be shot from a cannon.
Well all we've got is this roller coaster.
But it's hypothetical which means to me that we don't have it.
We hypothetically could have it.
You can build it from like, maybe five trips to Home Depot.
Not perfect, but I bet there's efficiency to be increased.
How about a roller coaster that ends straight into a concrete wall like on those train crash test videos.
In fact, shit maybe just put people on the train crash test trains and save us five trips to Home Depot!
all passengers are given the choice to exit the train if they wish to do so. If they do not, they will have some time to say their last words.
All passengers are required to press a button to continue the ride, which then takes the cars down a 500 m (1,600 ft) drop, propelling the train at speeds up to 360 kilometres per hour
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Subsequent inversions or a second run of the rollercoaster would serve as insurance against unintentional survival of more robust passengers...
That's contradictory
I mean, it would work fine without all the loops. Just let the drop continue to the ground without leveling off.
Should I be feeling something else on the topic of real-life Saw Traps?
You sounded so serious. It's an art installation! Purpose is to make us think about death sentences, and what a humane one would look like. The ones we employ in the USA are very painful, often go wrong, and require actual federal crime to perform in the case of lethal injections as in the Dream Pharma debacle to source the poison going against federal regulations.
It speaks to the absurdity of the death penalty, and how if would really mean to be "humane" in state sponsored killings, this is a cheap, safe, 100% reliable, and fun way to die. So why not prefer this over injections, or hangings, or firing squads?
Anyway that's what I got from it at least.
Edit: personally I think carbon monoxide is the answer. It's free, simple, painless, and very effective.
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