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[–] 72 points 1 month ago (5 children)

"It's complicated"

Literally the coolest thing ever

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  • [–] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    "I am a core member in the resurrection cycle of Charles cheese"

    You just don't need that level of scrutiny

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  • [–] 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Another day working as a Chuck E. Anesthcheesiologist

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    This is what my grandfather did for 40 years until he was hit by a train, found Jesus and formed mariachi band with him.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    After moving to Taiwan from America, I noticed that asking about someone profession is an American thing. Not once has anyone asked me what I do for work after moving here. Except from Americans.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    We ask that question, because flat out asking their net worth is impolite.

    We need to place them on the income scale, above or below us, so we know how to treat them. This is exactly what is happening, but no one will admit it.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    It’s just small talk. Work is a huge part of most Americans identity so it’s natural to look for similarities in other people’s work

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    This comic will always make me smile. Does anyone know the author of it?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (3 children)

    I don't know what that means, can anyone explain it?!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I have that thing where I have to fav each repost of this particular meme

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    One bad day away from a Batman villain.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    So that's what skilled lemmy users look like

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    The Skaven clean up good without warpstone, look these fine clan Skryre gentlemen even let a man-thing participate with his own Skaven costume. The reduction in size is a bit concerning though, probably the fault of Thanquel somehow.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Don't ask the question if you don't want to know the answer.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Honestly, can we make a vote for installing pizza makers next to the Emengercy ORs? It sounds like a good deal.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    But what if you accidentally leave some pizza in the incision site when you sew it up?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago*

    "The mice were furious." -Slartibartfast

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    This is the IRL story Ratatouille was based on.

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