We're just renaming things now, huh? Then I dub Trump "President Tubbyturd von Fartwrangler the 9th".

as opposed to "Old America" I suppose.

He rapes kids, that's why.

Hey moron, FUCKING MORON, you're not supposed to name a part of America "New America", you name a place outside America settled by Americans, "New America". That's how that naming convention works. Nova Scotia means New Scotland. Notice it's not in Scotland, it's outside Scotland. New Mexico is outside Mexico. New York isn't part of York.

25 47. It’s way past due.

Damn, that’s crazy!

What’s going on with the Epstein files? Can we investigate, charge, and convict some of the pedophiles?

I can't tell if this is satire

Buried at the bottom is the truth that this is satire being reported as fact by the El Paso times. It does not appear to be true.

The fact that we can be so easily victimized by Poe's Law is telling:

"'New America' map emerged as parody

The "New America" map was previously posted on Sept. 1 on the parody account Daily Noud, which posted a fake image falsely claiming Trump had signed an executive order renaming New Mexico. Daily Noud account on X states, "These are fake stories."

Nothing says oppression more than shouting freedom for fear of being seen not to.

Nothing smacks of facism more than dogmatically slapping the same name on everything to constantly remind the public you live under authoritarian rule.

I refuse to believe this is real

What more can be said about this?

The time for complaints and shared lamentations is long past.

The time for action is here. We must impeach this traitorous pedophilic felonious illiterate con man, ground his cronies so they cannot leave the country, and bring every last one of them to court for crimes against humanity and war crimes and just… crimes in general.

25th 47! Echoing another comment, its way past time

The fat turd was looking at taking Iceland and Greenland too. Which one would be Americaland?

Oh yeah? Where is Old America?

Grampa Dementia strikes again!

“Thanks, we’ll paso.”

Can we please have less shitposts of the fascist in chief? Fucking PLEASE?

I'm tired of seeing his disgusting ugly face looking and mocking me everywhere.

Especially because I know whatever new shit he does, serious or not, it's just going to endear him to his followers for bringing about their promised age of inequality.

I just learned there is a city named Mexico in Missouri. Someone call the president!

Texas: But.. bu...but... I WANTED TO BE NEW AMERICA.... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Alright McDonald’s, time to do your thing here. Make us proud.