Boy Dinner (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[โ€“] 48 points 2 months ago (9 children)

My dinner from a few weeks ago

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  • [โ€“] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Did you seriously search for "hockey" in gay pornhub?

    You have to be fucking Canadian

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  • [โ€“] 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Fancy pants can afford meat

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  • [โ€“] 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Is that... the bathroom floor?

    I mean... given the meal... I guess it makes sense

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  • [โ€“] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Well the Everclear will kill off any remaining bacteria and in a few minutes, you'll be so drunk you won't even care that you're eating raw hamburger. Or remember the poor decisions that led you to this moment.

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 2 months ago

    Swim out past the breakers, and watch the world die

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

    Add an egg yellow, capers, Dijon mustard, onion, salt, ketchup, pepper, mix it and it's good to go

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  • [โ€“] [S] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Nah, too many ingredients. I exclusively buy beef, onions, booze, and flavored condoms (for the ladies)

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 2 months ago

    Cooking isn't hard, just burn the house down like the rest of us idiots!

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago

    Still need a plastic fork, but I approve, lmao

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I don't think I've ever tried raw ground beef like that. I've tried beef tartar thingy...wasn't that great. Sashimi is another world better. How was it? Did you only take that one bite, or did you tear that shit down?

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 months ago

    Where's the bread? The onions? Mettbrรถtchen is pretty good if done right.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Poor lad never grew up to be man, died of dysentery.

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  • [โ€“] -1 points 2 months ago

    Going out to buy meat sounds like a huge waste of time. I'd just eat 2 cup noodles and call it a day

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