Trump turned America into a Ben Garrison cartoon

Hate to nitpick a joke, but they've swapped Lake Erie and Lake Ontario.

Just like the fucking Nazis and Bolsheviks renaming for the sake of propaganda. All of them can piss in the wind.

Where's them Epstein files tho?

Stop giving these idiots ideas 😂

"I think highly of myself and I like maps, but fuck this shit" - Americo Vespucci

surprisingly the east and west american oceans are on the correct sides

If you look closely you can see that Lake Epstein is fully redacted.

This needs even harder crayon esthetics.

AI slop

You forgot "Planet America".

There's a typo on the map, it's supposed to be Lake Berder

So they're swapping "Lake America" down to Lake Erie and turning Lake Ontario to "Lake Freedom" in their updated plans?

They are just making geography easier for their constituent.

Just saying, if we had to rename a lake... the Ford F150 was a helluva truck back in the day.

Will improve scores in primary schools!

New update to the Trumpmerica map. Lake Ford 150 has been renamed to Lake Covfefe. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Where the Epstein lake?

Wrong.

It'll be Americas all the way down.

Ok and call the little sausage on the right "Trump"

I can tell that's a fake because they didn't call at least one thing "Freedom". /s

Lake burger sounds delicious. Get me some freedom fries with all American Budweiser heavy!

I knew they had to put gold glitter stencils around the White House with the name of the wing the entrance covers in big easy to read letters above the awnings to account for the stable genius' dementia driven severe cognitive decline but why the maps?

He don't look at those.

The Trump canyon? Have you ever been?

They already have their own football and their own "measurements", can't we just give them their own dictionary for the world? You just put Lake Ontario or the Gulf of Mexico in a translator app and you see how the Americans call it. I mean it's not ideal but aren't there more important things to worry about than how they call stuff?

We thing he is renaming them. Honestly, these are the only names he knows.

This is all looking very Aladeen America.

Don't forget Canada is now North America and Mexico is now South America.

Why not just rename everything to "America" smurf style?

Renaming the missississippy is one change I can actually get behind.

Cool, a thread on maps! By the great power of moronism, I summon you little-asslicker1!! You shall come here and be mad that people cares about US government renames things.

Hey Ford F-150s are legitimately nice vehicles.