He's going to stab a guy in prison over whose ramen seasoning packet is saltier.
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We keep shooting the wrong people.
Life is precious they said.
A witness, who identified himself as a cousin to both men, told investigators that the group had spent the afternoon drinking alcohol and cooking green chile enchiladas.
Alcohol and enchiladas: a recipe for irresolvable conflict.
The dispute escalated outside the apartment, leading to a physical fight in which Cavazos punched Gutierrez, leaving him bleeding, the witness reported.
After the fistfight ended and Cavazos began walking away, Gutierrez allegedly drew a handgun and confronted him, shouting, "We're family! We're family! How could you do this to me?" before opening fire, according to the witness statement in the affidavit.
Cavazos was shot three to four times in the back from roughly 10 feet away while unarmed, the document states. Gutierrez then fled the area.
"Family would never beat someone else bloody!"
Promptly proceeds to shoot family member in the back.
What the actual fuck? I read this whole article and they didn't answer the question. Who's enchiladas where hotter?
Why does this article have multiple AI slop photos of enchilladas? I'd almost understand the one – just to have something there if you're lazy and useless as fuck – but there are four.
And none of them are New Mexican enchiladas, we like 'em flat here.
Flat?! That ain't an enchillada. It's a tostada or a quesadilla.
Oh. Food gatekeeping.
Fuck food gatekeeping. I'll take this plate of enchiladas. And a plate of more standard Texmax ones. And some Mexican ones. Give them allllllllll to me and keep them away from people who don't appreciate good food.
Spoken like someone who has never had one.

What do you mean flat?
Now that's a New Mexico ass headline
Percent chance they were drunk: 110%
A witness, who identified himself as a cousin to both men, told investigators that the group had spent the afternoon drinking alcohol and cooking green chile enchiladas.
You are correct.
Read that as "Man fatally shoots cousin during a heated argument over whose echidnas were spicier" and it didn't make much sense
You have clearly not witnessed the depravity of the Sonic fandom.
Echidnas have multi-headed dicks.
“Deadly fight over Enchiladas” would be a great punk band name…
So there are 2 victims? Or no victims? I think i get your point but someone did die though.
- one dead victim, perp is alive and in custody
- They are cousins
- perpSays: they were drinking all day
- perpSays: victim started a fight over who's enchilada was spicier (enchiladas were made from same batch so they couldnt be differently spicy)
- perpSays: victim punches perp (perp probably has defensive wounds or some other indicia)
- perp shoots victim
- perpSays: victim has threatened his life before (this is after the fact to a presumably familial witness)
∴
viable self-defense case? U decide
Did the victim have a gun? Was there a reason the perp didnt just walk away?
I see a lot of "this is a good reason to shoot someone because they made me angry" and not a lot of "I feared for my life and killing someone was the only thing I could do to prevent it" in your list.
Ya, all that will have to come out as part of the Defense if he want the aquittal.
Its certainly possible
Did the victim have a gun?
Investigators noted that a handgun belonging to Cavazos was later recovered roughly 10 yards from his body, though witnesses stated he did not have it drawn during the shooting.
Was there a reason the perp didnt just walk away?
A witness, who identified himself as a cousin to both men, told investigators that the group had spent the afternoon drinking alcohol and cooking green chile enchiladas.
Alcohol and machismo.
So still the former rather than the latter.
The dispute escalated outside the apartment, leading to a physical fight in which Cavazos punched Gutierrez, leaving him bleeding, the witness reported.
After the fistfight ended and Cavazos began walking away, Gutierrez allegedly drew a handgun and confronted him, shouting, "We're family! We're family! How could you do this to me?" before opening fire, according to the witness statement in the affidavit.
- perpSays: victim punches perp (perp probably has defensive wounds or some other indicia)
- perp shoots victim
This is a lie by omission.
After the fistfight ended and Cavazos began walking away, Gutierrez allegedly drew a handgun and confronted him, shouting, "We're family! We're family! How could you do this to me?" before opening fire, according to the witness statement in the affidavit.
Use the slur and own being a shithead or shut up. "Regarded" is as pathetic as maga trying to dogwhistle "fuck joe biden" with "let's go brandon"
It won't be long before neurodivergent is a slur, too:
New research reveals mixed feelings about the terms “neurodiversity” and “neurodivergent”
That's not at all what the article you linked claims. The 'mixed feelings' had to do with using the terms being used performatively instead of actually putting in the work to create inclusive spaces.
When an expert or organisation got it [the use of neurodiverse and neurodivergent] wrong, especially one claiming to be inclusive, it could be seen as a “red flag”. Some participants thought this was a sign that they used fashionable inclusive language while failing to change exclusionary practices.
Using an ableist slur but pussyfooting around it by swapping out the 't'.
What a little bitch. Commit to being a shithead or don't.
Edit: Since there's confusion: this is a common spelling of the word "retarded" to get around filters. They just used it here, where there is no filter, because they wanted to use a slur but know it's looked down upon to use slurs.
Am I stupid? What slur is he talking about?
They're using the word "retarded" but swapping out the 't' for a 'g' as self-censorship. See: the comment below from another user making this more explicit by calling me "fucking retard".
Did you know it was wrong to use the slur but wanted to anyway? Explain to the class.
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