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Man fatally shoots cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicier (news4sanantonio.com)
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Crossposted from https://slrpnk.net/post/42260633

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico man was arrested after allegedly shooting and killing his cousin during an argument over whose plate of green chile enchiladas was hotter.

Ervin Joaquin Gutierrez, 22, was charged with an open count of murder in the Aug. 27 killing of 25-year-old Nathaniel Cavazos.

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[–] 29 points 2 months ago* (8 children)

Why does this article have multiple AI slop photos of enchilladas? I'd almost understand the one – just to have something there if you're lazy and useless as fuck – but there are four.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    And none of them are New Mexican enchiladas, we like 'em flat here.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Flat?! That ain't an enchillada. It's a tostada or a quesadilla.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Oh. Food gatekeeping.

    Fuck food gatekeeping. I'll take this plate of enchiladas. And a plate of more standard Texmax ones. And some Mexican ones. Give them allllllllll to me and keep them away from people who don't appreciate good food.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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