Big beautiful biome

"a whole buncha different bacteria in there"

**US microbiome researchers

Maga on Chinese government censorship: >:(

Maga on American government censorship: :D

Ohh 😮 ohhhhh

Okay, everybody get your cash out we're going to crowdsource a 30 second ad on Fox News.

"Scientists find gut biome bacteria to be extremely diverse. Now we all know that diversity is wrong but you can fix this yourself, because if there's one thing that those woke bacteria hate, it's bleach. News at 11"

This is literally happening. Without getting too specific so her job stays safe, my sister works as an ocean researcher for the government. They removed any mention of the word “diversity” and “biodiversity” from their research and so far, they haven’t lost their jobs yet.

heterogeneity

Took me a while to realise it's because Trump administration is aggressively scrubbing anything to do with "diversity"

It's perfectly ok to use the word diversity in research, and for any other reasonable issue, in forwards thinking countries.

If your government doesn't like that word then I've got bad news for you...

Just call them woke and watch as the conservatives kill off their gut biome

easy call it DIEversity as in "as full of almost as many new surprises as a dice roll at your local Trump casino!"

next question

bacteria? more like woke-eteria

The D word.

Plethora, cornucopia, various, varied, numerous, multitudinous, and my personal favorite: a metric shit load.