This reminds me of my high school days. In health class, we were taught that a healthy digestive system had at least one bowel movement per day. Throughout the course, we were also encouraged to promote generic healthy habits with our friends, family, and classmates; basically help each other stay accountable with their health and nutrition.

One of my friends took this to heart. He started going up to people - literally anyone - and asking in a concerned tone, "Did you poop today?"

If they gave any answer besides "yes," he would go off about all the health benefits associated with a daily bowel movement and what kinds of healthy foods and exercises would assist in having one. He would even offer to provide moral support from outside a bathroom stall if they needed it.

We all got a kick out of how deadpan and serious he played it. When the teacher asked him to knock it off, he insisted he was just concerned about promoting healthy habits, then would ask her if she had also pooped that day. To a room full of teenagers, there's nothing more hilarious than asking a teacher if she's pooped. No matter her response, the whole room was rolling in raucous laughter.

It's been over 20 years since then, and every time we meet in person, he still greets me with, "Did you poop today?"

I thought this was in July.

Dear god, don't post this on Reddit. People will die.

I'm afraid someone might take this shit seriously

I think lemmy's apparent propensity for avoiding shitting is way funnier than whatever that bean business was. Why don't you just do that whenever there's too many politics in the shitpost community?

Sounds like a lot of people will be full of shit. Literally instead of just metaphorically...

Okay, who’s nutting in food?

Well, fuck you, I'm three shits in before I even saw this post. Fuck you. Shit on you, in fact. Shit on all of you.

I’m immensely disappointed that the link wasn’t a rick-roll.

Where's that post from the guy who was asking how to avoid shitting for days?

The link played a video for Domino's. It's like YouTube wants me to fail the challenge.

What if I sit on the toilet the cheat day and two shits come out? D:

I have never been more right and yet so wrong about the contents of a link....

This is the ultimate shit post.

I know it's a joke, but technically possible on a water fast. I'm not recommending it, but not actually impossible.

Hmm, is trying to curb shitting appropriate for the shitpost community?

Awww yiss, opening and balancing my shit chakra as we speak.

The immense power of Shitckra is not for the masses!

I completed a 5 day no shit music festival. Next time I'll just remember to bring paper.

can i still get the poo out if i do it manually, like our hero: goatse?

we get it you hate nnn