He doesn’t play games. He pays people for high level accounts and then gets butthurt when his stream chat absolutely clowns on him for playing like an absolute fucking n00b

I just can't shoot pretend cops.

Btw, what night is the wildest party on your kiddy rape island?

He'd rather kill hundreds of thousands of children in real life by cutting off international food aid through DOGE 💀💀. I hope his ass gets cooked at Nuremberg 2.0

He prefers to play Tropico where you make the law and suppress anybody disagreeing.

Well, GTA5 doesn't even have an option to ask your friend, who has a private island, to take you to his wildest parties, so Elon was disappointed that he could not live out his crime fantasies!

GTA5 actually had some things to say about the Epstein class. That's probably the reason why it didn't resonate well with him.

This guy is a fucking liar.

Did he actually try it, or did he pay a kid to try it for him? 🤔

He's only into raping children and financial crimes.

But he'll happily let thousands of children die due to his decision to cut USAid. Even when presented with evidence of it, he attacks the bearer of the news.

He also quit playing BioShock early when he found there was no option to play as Andrew Ryan.

"Why won't this game let me lick the cops' boots? Open-world, my ass!"

I would like it if we don’t post Elon musk stuff

Shooting a cop in game is just lame, when you already have 600.000 deaths (so far) on your name by scrapping USAID and forced millions into poverty with corruption.

Yeah he'd prefer to kill millions of real brown children instead

The most pathetic of losers.

This is the kid who gets picked last for a schoolyard game and it's 100% justified.

Cant believe Dan has played every single game other than those 6

he just allows AI general CSAM on his degenerate platform.

Crimes in GTA are small potatoes for Elon. He thinks big so he's only interested in crimes against humanity.

What a sad and pathetic little loser...

Couldn't do it in the sense that he tried and couldn't hit.

Then he cried like that time he showed everybody that he can't hit anything in poe without melting in 2 seconds.

After that he jizzed into a test tube because he can't hit that pussy neither.

He likes white collar crimes. He has other people do his blue collar crimes.

The game that is named after a crime has too much crime!

There is debate with Theil and Graber in which Theil basically says that today paypal would be impossible to start, because all they did was actually money laundering. So yeah, it's crime all the way down for these people.

A blue whales vagina is the third biggest pussy in the world next to these two

He prefers white collar crime. How is he supposed to make money killing a cop? Waste of time.

What a pick me dork!

Only soft crimes, like embezzlement, coercion, stock manipulation, money laundering...

"Uh, hey, I'd like to co-opt your post for virtue-signaling bullshit."

Drop me games that involve shooting the police, but are not GTA!

(IDK, I just don't like GTA's style of humor and stuff, also saw "free play" kind of stuff harmful to gaming since I was a kid for some reason.)

He's just sucks at gaming. Maybe he'd improve if he actually played the games instead of paying people to level his characters for him or had friends to play with. Fucking loser.

his avatar is sad.

it's obviously a metaphor for his dick and sexual prowess but he obviously can't get laid and never satisfies any of the women he pays to be around him.

imagine being the richest man in the world and posting on twitter all day.

that says something about humanity or elon musk--probably both.

What a pussy

I have played GTA5, and I didn't remember that until reminded. Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

Maybe he means he's just shitty at video games & pays other people to play them for him and couldn't get past the intro

Can’t kill cops in a game but is slowly destroying the world. I guess it just want enough for him

I mean it kind of sucks that he didn't play them one through five they are objectively really good games. Especially vice City. So many great memories playing that game.

That's so stupid - it's just a game.