$4/gallon? Ooh la la, look at Mr. Cheap Gas Prices over here!

What's this mystery meat business? I've seen it multiple times this week.

To be fair, the GOP promised a lot of things. "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen."

Boy Massie is really going scorched Earth. Has he yet apologized for his previous 16 years of being a gigantic piece of shit that actively helped cause all of this?

Where was the Nazi going with his question? Is he worried people don't hate trans folks enough to eat gray beef?

Short-sighted fools! Securing a steady supply of mystery meat is the only way we're going to get the McRib as a permanent, year-round menu item.

Don't forget the GOP's also offering a boot to our collective necks via masked federal agents, a digital panopticon, and diarrhea lettuce.

Billionaire Ballrooms

Removing the existing healthcare system for something much worse and non-stop culture wars to distract you from their racism and tax breaks for the rich.

GOP is also offering...

• Zero tax liability if you're a multimillionaire or corporation

• Tax payer funded private schools whole cutting funded from public schools and ending a teacher's union

• Measles outbreaks

• AI/surveillance data centers with payments subsidized by locals leading to 1000% increases in their utility bills

• Advanced notice of Stock market meddling

• Zero prosecution for diddling children

Massie is tearing down the temple walls for November. Good for him.

This is what the GOP is giving. What they are offering is to persecute that effeminate kid who thinks he's a girl and to keep the brown people out of your mostly white neighborhood.

Edit: Oh, and to stop those scary vaccines from being offered.

And diarrhea forever

Liability free lots of things.

Don't forget the kidnappings!

“$4/gallon gas” is terrifying America?! It’s $9/gallon ATM in Finland (by quickly converting the funny American units) :D

But what if I need to know everything about the genitals of the people around me before I take a satisfying shit?

When will we have a party who makes that their core message?