What do you need to pre-game to make the Miller Lites enjoyable?

Baseball is the socially acceptable background noise for sitting in public and drinking beer, tbf

Yet nothing makes miller light enjoyable. Monkey piss.

Ballpark dogs also help.

Unnecessary tangent: the main thing that makes them so good* is that they wrap them in foil before handing them to you, letting the bun heat up and steam a bit. You could microwave a cheap bun for a few seconds at home and get the same experience while saving several dollars. Or grill/toast it for one that blows ballpark dogs out of the water.

* Besides cooking them well enough, which most people don't do because the perfect hot dog takes multiple times longer than the instructions say. Simply heating them through isn't enough - blistered is better!

That came up in LearnedLeague at one point. It’s candles, isn’t it?

Miller lite is 12 fl oz, 4.2% ABV. A baseball game is typically 2.5 hours long. Assuming a 200 lbs man, and using the calculator.net BAC calculator, drinking 3-5 beers over the course of the game will leave him in the "buzz" range between 0.02% and 0.06% BAC at the end of the game.

Consuming 23 beers over the course of the game will result in a 0.38% BAC, which calculator.net helpfully describes with:

"Stupor, central nervous system depression, loss of understanding, lapses in and out of consciousness, low possibility of death"

In metric:

Miller lite is 0.355 liters, 4.2% ABV. A batball game is typically 9 kiloseconds long. Assuming a 90.71847 kg man, and using the calculator.net BAC calculator, drinking 0.3-0.5 decabeers over the course of the game will leave him in the "buzz" range between 0.02 metric% and 0.06 metric% BAC at the end of the game.

I highly doubt it. It's probably like $5 for a single 12oz can. The kind you could buy a 6 pack of for the same price.

In that same breath, $13 beers are just insane. There's no logistical cost or reason for them being that expensive other than they have you restricted as a captive audience. It doesn't cost them nearly that much, but you'll pay it, because otherwise it's nothing. And baseball without beer should just be classified as a genevia level form of torture.

Yes that’s stadium pricing. Pay $10-$15 for a hot dog that makes the Costco $1.50 hot dog look gourmet.

$4 for a stadium hotdog seems reasonable

They're overpriced to keep people from drinking more but also I agree with you.

Or they're watching the Orioles play.

Dudes a CEO and he's posting "I'm an alcoholic LOL" jokes on his LinkedIn. Wild.

There's no way it's not a joke post/account

Not in the LA sport scene. It’s pretty normal. Want to live in an amazing area you will be paying for it. Rams and chargers same thing

I just mix with water now I don't even give a fuck.

Somebody's gotta be the designated driver

23 beers, however... well, it's Miller Lite so it's basically slightly alcoholic badly flavored water.

Mountain dew is not healthy. Pop is not healthy.

Although mountain dew is unhealthy in the additional way of shrinking your testicles, just a little bit. Have fun with that guys! (yellow 5, it's in pickled goods now too, and a host of other processed foods. Because don't you hate it when your food isn't yellow enough?)