Right but I want it to be healthy when I’m lying down, too.

Every anarchist worst nightmare!

Which state

I almost took it as a pun because a pharaohs subjects would prostrate themselves in front of him.

Whatever gets you through those hot Egyptian nights, buddy

bustin'bustin'bustin'

sleep

Lemme tell ya somethin'

https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

What are you trying to get it to do?

Spelling was a little different 2 millenia bc.

Unexpected Who Framed Roger Rabbit? reference, but relevant and hilarious. Nice work.

Also I really hated those nofap weirdos that would show up esp in November on reddit and elsewhere.

Like hey man I don't care that you've decided to refrain from blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai for the month you can shut up now.

We, the netizens of Lemmy want it known that we are staunchly PRO CUMMING.

I think I'm in the ace spectrum and cumming is a chore.

Like many things, it’s only healthy in moderation. If you’re one of those reddit dudes janking it three times a day yet say they’re not addicted, it’s very likely an addiction.

Or to wake up. Or to burn calories after eating. Or to have something to add to coffee

I'm always in a pro state

Laying flat on your belly makes access to genitals rather tricky. There's no way to justify OP's spelling error. It cannot be forgiven.

Good for the pelvic floor.

There is lady prostate, and it does make lady cum, but they're a little galaxy of small guys along the urethra, and it isn't much cum, but it is still prostate juice, which may as well be cum

Procrasturbation.

And every few years, replacing the sacrificial rod.

If you labelled this with asshole, small colon, prostate, etc. So it’s on topic I would upvote, but sadly, I cannot upvote this one.