transcription: me installing linux on, on your computer

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[–] 35 points 2 months ago (12 children)

Your tongue isn't a usb stick and my mouth isn't a usb port, dummy!!

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  • [–] 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound*

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    “ahh you put it in upside down.”

    flips

    “eww it’s still upside down”

    flips to original postiton

    “ooo keep going deeper. Fill me with your data!”

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Sudo systemctl disable clothing

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    *nothing happens*

    oh you silly *quickly types*

    $ sudo systemctl enable clothing
    

    you don't want to stop clothing system wide, just for us two, luckily systemcuddle disable without the dash dash now flag doesn't immediately stop the systemd unit, so this didn't have any harmful effect. Instead lets just stop the user wide systemd units. *types*

    $ systemctl --user stop clothing
    

    *my clothes disappear*

    and now for you *types*

    $ sudo systemctl --machine socsa@ stop clothing
    

    *your clothes disappear*

    uwu

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I already have linux :3

    But let's distro hop together 👉👈

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    as for distros i can rec tumbleweed

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    I had to install it my self again. Just like every night.

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  • I ACTUALLY DID THIS TO MY BF (best friend, not boyfriend... I think... Maybe... Oh no I'm getting turned on...) AND TO MY COUSIN LMAO.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Got a computer with blank storage here for ya ˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Watching the installation process like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Make sure you don't install a virus!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Installs linux on your computer tenderly and gayly

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Can i watch?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    awawawawwawaa neeeed

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Could also be "Paris in the the spring" rule.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    i wish i was in this picture

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