Beginning of the book, he’s already done with us.
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God: is all loving
Creates an extinction event because he’s in bad mood
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God
Regret
Is God's in-moment regret a part of his plan?
"I need to look like I didn't see this coming."
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I like how God decided to ragequit The Sims game he was playing.
God: eternal and omniscient.
Also god: surprised pikachu.
“Fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you,“ (to aquatic life) “you’re cool,” (to last land animal group) “and fuck you. You’re out.”
—— God, probably
edit: punctuation
Not the fish though. Seems that God was an evolutionist and agreed the transition to land was a bad idea.
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Man, what a shit deity. So much for "omnipotent" if he can't create shit he won't regret.
Such a swell dude.
Not only that, but he failed to wipe out the humans and animals. Not exactly instilling confidence...
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Family Annihilator
Us too buddy, us too
Diogenes: Behold, God!
I remember a cartoon I saw in a magazine decades ago. It was 2 people, both obviously gods. The one that was larger and bearded was looking down on a smaller child like person. The child was showing the adult a planet he had created, (earth) in his cupped hands. The adult sized god looks down at it simply says, "And now that you have had your little joke....."
Another boomer announcing their wiping. Tmi grannie, sheez.
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