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[–] 128 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Mercury is just girl, but horny 😈

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  • [–] 47 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

    You aren't limited to just these. There are also ♇ Pluto, the asteroid belt minor planets (⚳ Ceres, ⚴ Pallas, ⚵ Juno, ⚶ Vesta, etc), heck, even the numbering of individual asteroids are technically stand-ins for symbols

    edit: Link for funsies

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  • [–] 38 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Be mercury! be eevvil!! poison people!!!! :D

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  • [–] 28 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    I'm taking Uranus

    EDIT: Ok, I'm reading that back and I see how it sounds

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    I thought Uranus was ✳️

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Why is mercury just venus but evil

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    To my understanding, the points at the top represent the wings that the god Mercury/Hermes had on his helmet.

    The planet Mercury, being the closest to the sun, appeared to travel quickly as it went about its orbit (only taking roughly 88 days to go around the sun once.) As such, the ancients associated it with a god known for traveling swiftly - Mercury (known as Hermes in Greek mythology), the messenger of the gods.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    If the drop down list on websites and forms just had these as options, that'd be pretty dope.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago*

    We only have a (more or less "printable") form on our wiki: wwwww.aktion23.com/wniki/doku. (Gender symbols list slightly below the start under "Geschlecht"). Main complaint our Trans members (or anyone really) had about it related to adequate Unicode fonts being hard to find. 😅

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Neptune is obviously a very closeted Alpha male who is deeply entrenched in the manosphere while furiously masterbating in secret to the most the most heinous gay porn ever created

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)
    • Uranus ⛢ - Gay, for obvious (and immature) reasons.
    • Mercury ☿ - looks like Venus but extra horny, so I'd say Lesbian.
    • Moon ☽ - Trans Woman. This is canon. Very canon.
    • Sun ☉ - since Luna is a trans woman, symmetry dictates that Sol is Trans Man.
    • Jupiter ♃ - Furry. Jupiter is the Roman version of Zeus - which prefers to be an animal during sex.
    • Saturn ♄ - Polygamy. Married many spouses, and got a ring for each one.
    • Neptune ♆ - Gender Fluid. Like the sea.
    • Pluto ♇ - Super Straight. Not a gender.
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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    Well we all know that ♂ transitions into ♃ to get more stupider.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    What's with the hula hoop on Saturn?

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Saturn's rings are visible with the naked eye and have been known about for a while

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Saturn should be the symbol for our dear multigender people, because uhhh quantummechanics, uhh superposition, uhhhh trust me it makes complete sense.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    That attention to detail in uranus

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Uranus works for every one?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    Saturn is fucking cool.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Thinking about Jupiter sexually always made me uncomfortable. Zeus does some really bad things.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    You (Mars) vs the guy she tells you not to worry about (Neptune)

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Wait until you hear about Transpluto being in Unicode:

    ⯗

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Let me have the Moon, please!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Earth people making symbols for others celestial bodies, forget that all planets and moon get a crescent shape when looked from the sides.

    But think the moon is special for that.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    I claim Neptune for all bi/pan guys

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  • uhh, sth sth men are from mars, women are from france.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Moon is my favourite planet. Not like Pluto that fucking poser.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    In this thread: failed unicode (in Blorp at least)

    (If the dev sees this: not all is failed)

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Dibs on Earth for pansexuals!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    I always thought that Venus was a woman stick figure with a big head, and Mars was a sperm.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    All ways wanted to ask what planet and element does Transgender symbols get? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_symbol#Encoding

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I think uranus is great here. Saturn also cool.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I like Jupiter because it's the Retcon 4 from a 2, and I like when that happens

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