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[–] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)
  • Uranus ⛢ - Gay, for obvious (and immature) reasons.
  • Mercury ☿ - looks like Venus but extra horny, so I'd say Lesbian.
  • Moon ☽ - Trans Woman. This is canon. Very canon.
  • Sun ☉ - since Luna is a trans woman, symmetry dictates that Sol is Trans Man.
  • Jupiter ♃ - Furry. Jupiter is the Roman version of Zeus - which prefers to be an animal during sex.
  • Saturn ♄ - Polygamy. Married many spouses, and got a ring for each one.
  • Neptune ♆ - Gender Fluid. Like the sea.
  • Pluto ♇ - Super Straight. Not a gender.
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