- Uranus ⛢ - Gay, for obvious (and immature) reasons.
- Mercury ☿ - looks like Venus but extra horny, so I'd say Lesbian.
- Moon ☽ - Trans Woman. This is canon. Very canon.
- Sun ☉ - since Luna is a trans woman, symmetry dictates that Sol is Trans Man.
- Jupiter ♃ - Furry. Jupiter is the Roman version of Zeus - which prefers to be an animal during sex.
- Saturn ♄ - Polygamy. Married many spouses, and got a ring for each one.
- Neptune ♆ - Gender Fluid. Like the sea.
- Pluto ♇ - Super Straight. Not a gender.
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