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    'Cept replace "need" with "have."

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    [–] 30 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Try to make sense of that answer, I dare you.

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    Probably get shot, and its not like I would snitch anyway, but I don't think I'd be able to help myself. I got a terminal mouth.

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    [–] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Every note counted into a bank has its serial registered. After a robbery the bank will have a full take of its stock and mark any missing notes. If you spend much of it, or deposit any of it, you're fucked. It would need to be properly laundered through many retail fronts - ideally that are well spread out over a very wide area.

    Now, if they have gold, that shit can be melted down or more easily fenced.

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    Well it is on the bank camera and my face isn't covered, so I drop the money on the counter when he is gone.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    You mean "You didn't see anything"

    Just because you're a criminal doesn't give you a free pass on such abhorrent grammar.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    Dork complains about grammar but can't follow instructions

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  • [–] -2 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    I'm not obligated to follow rules set by an uneducated criminal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (5 children)

    Bros reading comprehension is so cooked he thinks the hypothetical bank robber said to react with a gif instead of the author omg xD

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    I can't be held accountable to whatever make believe narrative you use to "other" me just like I can't be commanded to "aint see nothin" by a make believe robber with the language skills of a 3 year old.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I was saying it is hypocritical to look down upon other people's language, as a pedant, when you clearly can't differentiate between a narrator saying to react with a gif and the fictional robber. And since you clearly can't follow the instructions of the prompt by responding with a gif, the hypocrisy turns to hilarious irony.

    If you were wiser, you simply would have not responded if you didn't want to respond with a gif, but your sense of self importance shows your hubris.

    Also you're a filthy casual language enjoyer if you look down on dialects within a language and probably have some internalized racism to with through if you think a more "urban" mode of speaking implies a lack of intelligence.

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    I ain't seen shit before he tossed the stacks. Not my money, not my business, not my problem, and I SURE don't talk to cops. Thanks for the tip, bruh.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Walking out of the bank with a bag of money after a robbery doesn't seem a smart idea

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    I'd check if there were any cameras nearby, hopefully there weren't, because I didn't see anyone

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    "Shit homie.....not only did I not see anything here, but you and I are best friends and we were at my house playing Call of Duty at the time of the robbery."

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    <Takes money and saw nothing, no bank, no money, no robbery, no gif request, nothing. Walks away>

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Nah, that's dumb, your the teller, it's all on camera. If you take that money, your an accomplice. Just because you handed it to him, and he gave you some back, doesn't mean you're going to get away with it.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I wouldn’t keep it. It’s on camera.

    That being said, it’s not my money at the bank so it’s the banks issue not mine.

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    "this shit better not be inked"

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    didn't see the guy! fucker threw cash right into my eyes!

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