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[–] 5 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Dork complains about grammar but can't follow instructions

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  • [–] -2 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    I'm not obligated to follow rules set by an uneducated criminal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (5 children)

    Bros reading comprehension is so cooked he thinks the hypothetical bank robber said to react with a gif instead of the author omg xD

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    I can't be held accountable to whatever make believe narrative you use to "other" me just like I can't be commanded to "aint see nothin" by a make believe robber with the language skills of a 3 year old.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I was saying it is hypocritical to look down upon other people's language, as a pedant, when you clearly can't differentiate between a narrator saying to react with a gif and the fictional robber. And since you clearly can't follow the instructions of the prompt by responding with a gif, the hypocrisy turns to hilarious irony.

    If you were wiser, you simply would have not responded if you didn't want to respond with a gif, but your sense of self importance shows your hubris.

    Also you're a filthy casual language enjoyer if you look down on dialects within a language and probably have some internalized racism to with through if you think a more "urban" mode of speaking implies a lack of intelligence.

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