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  • [–] 37 points 2 months ago

    And Bert is short for Camenbert.

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    These are my sons Cream Cheese Jr and Kraft Singles

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    Oh god this reminds me of a reddit sub for over-the-top first names that always contain a y and a pointless h.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago

    The missing Limburger baby.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    John Cleese's original family name was Cheese, but his dad changed it because it was silly

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (15 children)

    "can be"? How else would you pronounce either?!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (14 children)

    Foreigners often get tripped up by Leicester - "Lie-Chester" is a common effort.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I used to work in central London and it was always funny hearing Americans trying to pronounce place names.

    "Can you tell us how to get to Lee-chester square?"

    "You mean Leicester Square?"

    They'd always pronounce the H in Buckingham Palace, but the way my nephew or niece said it "bucket and palace" was the best.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    In my country the most common attempt is lei-Chester.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    Even we native Londoners get confused sometimes. It took me a while to realise Southwark isn't pronounced south walk, but suthuk, with a hard th. Fenwick was another one.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Haha, I used to work at Neo Bankside. One of my Italian coworkers instructed customers to get to Suh-duck station.

    I also find the English custom of putting an 's at the end of whatever business (even when it's not there by default) quite cute. The same happened when another colleague referred to the store as Fenwick's. First I thought it was the local pronunciation of Phoenix.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I may only speak English, but I really don't speak whatever they're talking in England

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    Here are my kids Parmesean, Parmejohn, and Parmedawn.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    If it isn't yet, Roquefort should definitely be a first name for well-groomed little boys in fancy little adult outfits.

    Listen to this for more cheeses.

    Jarlsberg? Gorgonzola?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    So it's pronounced Parme-sean

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago*

    Chad, short for chaddar :)

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (13 children)

    Always fun how Americans pronounce "parmesan" as "parmezhan"

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  • [–] 28 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    the original Italian is parmigiano, so a soft g/j sound is actually more accurate than a s/z sound

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Yes on the first point - it's closer to how the Italians pronounce it. But Parmigiano and Parmesan are not the same word.

    The English word "Parmesan" comes from the French word "Parmesan", which is pronounced, you guessed it, with a s/z sound.

    The soft g/j is not more accurate, because it's a different word. It's an over-correction.

    FWIW, the word was in English nearly a whole century before the first British colony in America. It really is a word that existed and folk in America changed the pronunciation of.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I wonder if it came from all the italian immigrants that came over.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Our unique pronunciation comes from Philadelphia, where they use the word "jawn" to mean "thing." They called it "that parma jawn", meaning like "that thing from parma" but the j became a zh over time.

    source: I made it up

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, but that's not unique to Americans or even the English language. In German we write it the same (Parmesan) and pronounce a soft s in that place.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    All languages and country have all sorts of different historical names for foreign places or things. And that is fine. Except when Americans do it. Well and Germans calling Barcelona "Bazelona". That's just not okay.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Sorry, haven't seen your reply earlier.

    Well and Germans calling Barcelona "Bazelona".

    Huh? You must have heard someone having no idea what they're talking about. :D

    We write it the same as in Spanish... So we have an r sound in there, but typically we don't roll the r and instead pronounce it like the French. And we'll pronounce Spanish "c" like a sharp S, but there's plenty of Spanish and Latin American people doing the same. I have lived in Bogotá, I'm allowed to do this. :D

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    My dog is a Gou-da boy. But that is not a name

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Inacan sounds like a real name.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Mo is short for Mozzarella.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Harvey is short for havarti

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    What’s wrong with Wenslydale?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Dale is short for Wensleydale

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    It's my understanding that there used to be a whole TV series about a family of Munster.

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