Never forget that Elon is such a colossal looser, that even Epstein, the most despicable piece of shit on earth, wanted absolutely nothing to do with him.
This is the type of special that Elon brings to the world.
Never forget that Elon is such a colossal looser, that even Epstein, the most despicable piece of shit on earth, wanted absolutely nothing to do with him.
This is the type of special that Elon brings to the world.
Money can absolutely buy happiness, but you have to be capable of feeling it. A trillion bucks would let anyone do amazing things that could make you incredibly happy.
However, the process of getting a trillion dollars requires that you're an evil psychopath incapable of experiencing pleasure.
Yeah I agree, if I was a billionaire I’d be spending a lot of money on things that don’t just benefit myself, and I’d hope that’d make me happy at least a little bit. I think the not having happiness part comes from the hoarding part of it.
Except he doesn’t have a trillion dollars. He’s got assets he can borrow against that he claims are worth that much and people believe him.
There have been studies done that suggested money can buy happiness but only to a certain extent. I think the cap was somewhere north of the upper middle class. Enough money where you didn't ever really have to worry about bills or ever going broke, while also being able to travel and vacation several times a year.
Past that point increasing the amount of money didn't increase the overall happiness of the person.
Science says the money turns you into that, as well as them being more likely to get the money in the first place.
It literally destroys your brain. The alienation from real life, from friction, from thinking.
I can see that but, I'd rather have my brain destroyed by money than poverty. The constant hunt for your next meal or just a roof over your head. The constant anxiety for any kind of security at all.
Yeah I'll take the money path thanks.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, at least not in a healthy long-term way. What it does do however is eliminate sources of unhappiness.
Is there a particular reason to think this is not really his mother? Or is the joke to simply assume that?
One time Elon posted about how he can't be out of touch because his grandmother was poor, and his "mom" immediately replied and agreed with him, but it sounded like she was confusing his dad's mom with her own mom, so everybody assumes Elon was posting as her and fucked it up.
Flip a coin. She looks evil enough to love Elon.

Ngl fam. She looks like she's about to skin 101 dalmatian puppies to make her coat.
She looks evil enough to skin a toddler alive because she needs a dinner napkin
Hide yo kids. Hide yo dalmations.
Yes, i wondered the same. I don't want to assume this is correct just because it fits into my worldview.
I did a bit of digging. This post is bullshit. There are multiple photos from the event and the cake around. And the account, as far as is can tell, is run by his mother.
Plenty of real stuff we can still hate him for though: the video game cheating, transphobia, epstein stuff, transphobia, doge, list goes on
The left and the right are NOT the same. Only one of them works at least in the general direction of a future that can work, for everyone.
But the level of lies, propaganda, deception, gaslighting absolutely is. Every single time I read something implausible, like this, and dig deeper, it turns out to be complete and utter BS, like some left mirror version of Trump. ALL of it.
Again, the lies are on the same level, not the policies.
This photo shows the exact opposite: A heartfelt congratulations post from a mother, a wonderful cake. Note how they decided to lie about this, even though they could easily have talked about the family relation that is NOT intact, his daughter. But no, they don't want to talk about his daughter and how he treats her. They want to smear the mother-son relationship with lies.
And I would also point out that criminals who have not yet been convicted by a court (and never may be in this case, different problem) have the same right to a great birthday party with loving family as everybody else.
To be fair the circumstances are such that it's not too much of a stretch which says a lot about the man.
He's well known for having alt accounts so he can stroke his own ego
I may be sad, but I’ll never be former trillionaire stuck on the internet sad.
Even grok knew better than to burn tokens generating some friends in those pictures.
He is only 55! Thats a rough 55 for having all the money in the world. I don't mean go get plastic surgery, but you would think he would be able to take better care of himself. Man, imagine what he would look like if he was never rich? For starters no hair.
Rumor has it he tries all the anti-aging experimental stuff, and of course that would take a toll.
Ironic.
I heard jumping in a swimming pool with a toaster stops you from aging.
I love watching the anti aging grift the billionaires spend their money on. You can't fight age but you can age healithily. That requires a healthy diet, exercise and stretching which is the one thing they won't try.
M'twenties
The present muskrat is the "good looking, money muskrat". Without the money he would look like a goblin, as his skinsuit tries to match his soul. "Taking better care of himself" could have only been fixing that soul of his.
I know other billionaires are super duper evil too, with fettid insides. I'm saying that's just how much worse his is. The things he wants to do to humanity are top tier, once-every-few-generation horrors. They are so bad, other rich people, thiel not included, just can't keep up.
Sometimes I feel kinda sorry for him for how alone he is, I can't imagine it, although it's pretty much his own fault for being so terrible.
Don't ever feel bad for a Nazi. It's ok. You're a human and want to think that there is some good or humanity in everyone. It's natural. This is the exact thing that he and Nazis lack though. Don't feel bad.
Getting angry when you should get angry is healthy. Punch a Nazi. It keeps your humanity intact.
When met with the crimes of empire, Gaza, Iran, Cuba, and countless more. When met with the crimes of power and wealth, Epstein, Musk, Trump, and countless more. Those that abhorre these acts and those that enact them must make sure that their hate is pure. It is a flaw of the compassionate to extend that same compassion to those that are responsible for the crimes they claim to detest.
It's entirely reasonable to criticize "how people feel". Because their feelings do not remain only their heads. They interact with the world through those feelings. And if their hatred and anger is not pure, if it has doubt, they will advocate to prevent justice.
People can "feel" how ever they want. But when those feelings bring them to telling others to "not punch a Nazi" (symbolically here), in that moment, they are just defending a Nazi from the consequences of their actions and denying justice to victims.
For real I may be too sensitive but this post had me feel genuine pity
I see no friends and family in those pictures. Even his a.i. generated fantasies make him look like a loser.
(edit: fixed typo. Thanks, hperrin)
Money can’t buy him the one thing he can’t have: enough.
Well yeah, there’s only so much you can do to fix mental and personality issues. The things wrong with Elon cannot be fixed by money alone.
For us normal folks though? You just TRY to be unhappy while getting your dick sucked by a supermodel in your million dollar Ferrari parked in front of your mansion the size of a French palace. Physically impossible.
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it's comfier to cry in a Mercedes than a Lada
I disagree - I could easily be unhappy in that scenario and I think I'm pretty normal*. I get that normal is subjective, but I'm not like on medication, or in treatment for anything.
I think I would immediately be really insecure about having to buy sex and how the only reason people love me is my money and I'm incapable of intimacy from a genuine place. I think I would immediately feel shame at having purchased a Ferrari while not knowing anything about cars. I think I would feel guilty having a big house to live in all by myself, and probably would never buy it to begin with.
That isn't to say I couldn't make myself happy with money -I could give a fuckton of it away to worthy causes and basically feel good about myself immediately despite not really working very hard or personally accomplishing much. That feels like a cheat code to me. "Yeah, I didn't lose twenty pounds this year like I wanted or write my novel despite having tons of free time, but I gave away a Billion Dollars to cancer research and another Billion to RAICES and another Billion to the ACLU and another Billion to the Trevor Project. So basically, I'm fucking awesome." But even then, I think over like a decade or similar, the lack of personal involvement would eventually make me embarrassed.
I think that's why hiring sycophants (or now building them from AI) is such a popular remedy for the obscenely wealthy. A chorus of voices to drown out your own insecurity about how you didn't earn it, didn't use to better yourself, didn't find real happiness. And why reality checks drive these people nuts.
I live in a so-called progressive blue state that has a lot of Democrats. I see more and more of them driving new Teslas around. To me, all Tesla owners—especially those who purchased their vehicle in the last couple years—are just authoritarian Trump supporters. Prove me wrong.
The cringe that keeps on giving 🥰
That cringe is what probably why Epstein and Company didn't want Elon Musky on the island, no matter how bad Elon Musky wanted join.
He also couldn't get into Berghain - which I only know from a Von Wegen Lisbeth song.
And he said it's because they wrote "Peace" on the wall. Does he hate peace that much?
elon musk must be too Pedo-helialy or wierd to be one with the "normies". he would be like the ones that walmart and amazon wont hire as employees, and they hire anybody.
I really like the dildo cake.
Man, my 4 year old would probably love a space themed birthday. Or dinosaurs. Or batman.
I'm 99.9% sure you are right on this. Just to be sure, would anyone mind giving me a few billion dollars for a Brewster's Millions type of experiment?
If you read her post with a female evil laughter after the read, it all makes sense.
Money cant buy happiness but debt can buy suffering for pennies on the dollar.
his shit rockets have barely made it off the fucking launchpad let alone even getting into space or near the moon. fucking loser.
FYI, this pic was blocked on voyager. Have no idea why, but it might be a setting?
I'm also using voyager, and the picture is perfectly visible to me.
What setting would that be?
I am mentally retarded and I can tell when I see a fellow retard. He is definitely mentally retarded, but I think a bit more than me, I thank Allah for that.
Why is removed censored but retard isn't? What about fire retardant? It makes the fire removed, by retardation.
What do you mean by "removed being censored?
Remove is not a bad word!?
I don't get your comment.
Fire retardant don't stop fires, they retard it, meaning slows it, so in warehouses you have ceiling with fire retardant which slows the spread of fire but doesn't stop it.
A cool tidbit, until recently, I used to think I am intellectually disabled, but I am not, I am just have mental retardation. So I am intelligent and smart just have a slow processing speed
If you've ever called someone an idiot or moron, that's just as wrong (arguably more wrong) as calling someone a retard. Look up the "euphemism treadmill".
All of these terms were used to describe the same people and fell out of favor when people started using them as pejorative terms.
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