I'm gonna fuck it.

https://www.satyress.com/

what the fuck this is on the offical website it can't get any more threatening than this

VIbes of the 7 foot tall 7/11 stocking robot.

Threehalves? So... Manbearpig?

Yay I can hardly wait for hordes of these things owned by governments and corporations to be armed and active around the globe!

Why does it need four legs??? Why centaur??? Can we not???

That's not a centaur, thats an abomination.

Oh good, you can put chainsaws in the wrist holes

It shoots a slippery white gel from its undercarriage to cause crimilals to slip up and get confused and trapped and hnnnngh

alright, i actually kinda fuck with nightmare robots thats cool

Okay, so... Aside from the creepy terrifying robot thing, what's happening in this picture? Is that a door with a full plate glass window... in a wall between two hallways? Is the bot just standing in a large empty room staring through a door without opening it?

The window to defeat the unholy alliance of fascists, technofeudalists and plutocrats in the USA is rapidly closing. After they can field such robots in mass, it's going to be over. Forever.

OK WORLD let's just get out in front of this, Dungeon Crawler Carl is a series of fantasy books, NOT a treatise on how to run society in the future...

Reminds me of back in the day when I worked in various data centers that had Man-traps for controlling access. I could see them being upgraded to release one of these on you if you failed to properly authenticate when inside one.

Finally we're getting to the real sexbots

Orisa

Someone should quickly hand Miss Peregrine her crossbow.

If they will come in sex robot flavor, where will they put the robocoochie?

Like, once you get over the terror of the very real concern that this could be used against you to injure you, it's actually pretty cool.

I mean, imagine if you owned it, you could ride it to work, and it could use its arms to carry weapons to attack other bad centaur riders on your way into the office.

Like something out of The Alchemy Wars...

If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die

Anger? You mean winning a lottery when we're all living in the underhive for a chance to elevate to the factorium level.

I for one welcome our robotic centaur overlords.

Sweep those spindly legs, and laugh as it tries to rise.

Whether I find this design scary or appealing depends entirely on who wrote the software the robot is running.

Now i didn't read the whole book, but I think this is what Cory Doctorow was trying to warn us about.

you also need a minotaur in the maze too.