Is that not how everyone pays for their Grand Slam?

You've all handled my ass pennies!

Poor dog.

Somewhat more charitably...

Causal misattribution.

They both got cancer because they both eat meat with too much of some kind of carcinogenic toxin in it, (or waaay too much red meat in general), because they are both poor and live in a polluted area or at least area with poor food standards.

That also correlates with the ignorance, but still an attempt to craft an explanation: never had the chance to get well educated, else they'd know cancer is not ... contagious, broadly transmissable.

Poor dumbass tried to spell 'Prevent' and ended up with 'Pervert'.

"Why yes, I eat only home smoked meats and feed the smoked meat scraps to my dog. Why do you ask?"

You really can’t argue with science!

Isn't the point of buddhism to escape reincarnation? By this logic we should be buying prostitutes as much as possible

'Polite Sex'.

Hugh Grant voice: "Oh, uh, yes, I, uh, I do appreciate how you, uh, apply lubricant on, uh, o-o-on the, uh, that device, uh, before you, uh, i-i-i-nsert it, uh, there".

Michael Jackson

I just read the top and the bottom of the image...

More sex -> More problem.

Solution: Become vegetarian.

USA! USA!

You never know. My dad has been a life long handyman but he also has MS. His body still works pretty damn well considering his age but that's only until he gets too warm and his legs suddenly stop responding. He can still do most of the things he used to do just only in short stints. However, prolonged physical exertion leaves him unable to walk.

There are a lot of handicapped people who will look perfectly fine to the average person but may have a limited ability to remain fully physically abled for more that short periods of time.

Someone should really post some beans about it.

Facts.

I hope they eat lettuce.

no that makes the stink from the dog farts worse

Cancer dog turd

Sadly, you know the answer. USA! USA!

There's probably 4 in the truck.

Surprise: Not a gunowner. But only because they learned guns and bullets have components that contain carcinogens.

Encouraged!

Why would "NO" join the opposite side?

The two readings I see are:

PERVERT NO DOGS CANCER IN HOUSE

and

PERVERT CANCER NO DOGS IN HOUSE

Mental illness on display

They should be getting paid intervention money then.

"How many E's do I need for FREE CANDY?"

Libertarian. Definitely.

Don’t touch the trim dog!