If my air conditioner could talk, it wouldn’t shut up about how hot it is.

They sold at least one
If you haven’t tried stone paper, do yourself a favor and give it a whirl. Not only does it feel nice and smooth to the touch and writes like a dream but it’s also highly water resistant(I keep a notepad in my shirt pocket at work and if I moisture/sweat gets onto the open notebook it easily wipes off with minimal smearing), surprisingly tear resistant, and it has the added benefit of being tree-free (typically made with crushed limestone and a bit of recyclable HDPE resin for binding) bleach-free, acid-free, and uses minimal water in production.
The tip of my schwanz, maybe
In Brass, Mahogany, even Stained Glass

Ambush released a line of zip ties sellling for many hundreds of dollars. We are living in a coocoo clock
Sam Altman sounds like a pod person
40 with a psych degree and I sell patio furniture for an anemic wage, but in this job market, I’m grateful to have what I have. A growing cross section of Americans are living out of their cars. Could always be worse
What is “sociopathy”
Down, boy
ADD AN ACRE TO THE GROUNDS!!
There’s no conceivable way things would’ve been worse under Kamala. She wouldn’t have played three card monte with the nations coffers, she would have been professional and dignified when talking to press and to foreign leaders, and she wouldn’t have hammered on the DARVO button at the first sign of criticism.
Anybody that disagrees, well, enjoy your koolaid.