Apple crow.
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Dunno, maybe you should start thinking of names to call it it. Use that Journal you found, that'll do
Mothman
A cousin of him but with wings

It's either a tufted titmouse or a roseate spoonbill
European giant finch. Lovely plumage.
The Final Boss
Find any cool notebooks laying around recently?
Might I suggest practicing writing letters to your government officials in it, it's good to know how to write their names. Just practice your penmanship, and think of their faces while writing the names.
Start from the top down. It'll be fun!
That's just an ordinary utility pole. Are you feeling all right, OP? Got a fever or anything?
That's a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!
To confirm, check for any nearby apple trees.
I hope they like kudzu. And prickly lettuce. And whatever the hell else is dominating my yard. Or really nature's yard to be more honest about the situation.
Fun fact: kudzu is edible! And if you fry the leaves and salt them, they're like the best potato chips ever! Basically the whole plant is edible except for seed/seedpods. Obviously, do you own research, make sure it's actually kudzu, etc. But if it, it's delicious
I was going to make kudzu jelly last summer, I collected the leaves to brew into a tea and was going to add pectin bit I realized I didn't have pectin. Then the next time I was at the store, I was looking for pectin but found the grape jelly instead and bought that.
His name is Ryuk and he likes apples.
I don't see anything, but if you picked up a black notebook off the ground recently, feel free to throw my name in there. DM for my headshots
Yeah, right, and let you claim the journal is yours!? Like I'm that stupid! I've already written my name in the front. It's already claimed, sorry!
Oh that's probably just David. Maybe take your dog in early tonight though.
Its a flying monkey from Oz
I never actually watched that show, it always seemed so heavy.
I was talking about the film lol
Understood. Does the movie conclude the prison story or should I watch it before the series?
Goddamn everyone in the comments talking about apples. I tried to leave a macbook outside for the bird but he just shit on it.
Jeepers creepers
You on the DPH?
Psh. I'm popping straight Mellies over here.

I'm at the point I can take a whole fiver every night before bed and it doesn't even affect me. I blackout for like 8 hours and wake up the next day like I'm not even on the hard shit.
I thought I was the only one. It's time to take my bottle to the lab to confirm it's not just fucking sugar pills. Been popping 50MG of that shit for nothing at this point.
Oh, I meant literally one 5 MG. And it makes me sleep like the dead, but not feel too groggy. It's kinda magical. I'm sorry it's not working for you. I hope it doesn't stop working for me. I try to skip days.
I'm sorry, I misread the label. I guess that's part of what lack of sleep does to me 🤣.
This is what I take, and it works I would say like 20% of the times (or those times I'm just so tired I think it's the melatonin?)

Thats just a sleep paralisis demon. If you give him a blowjob, he'll fall in love with you. Then he'll be YOUR sleep paralisis demon! Isn't that nice?
Damn woodpeckers
Sorry. That's me. I was out for a snack
EDIT: The snack wasn't people.
EDIT 2: Ok, I realize bringing it up makes it seem like the snack WAS people, but, I promise you, it was NOT people
EDIT 3: You know what? Who are YOU to judge anyway? Like... hypothetically... if I WERE a winged demon from the underworld that OCCASIONALLY surfaces to nibble on some human toes... is that such a bad thing?
death demon, v common. check for books under him, i'll buy it off you, if you dont want it that is...
AI bird.



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