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[–] 14 points 3 months ago

Apple crow.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Dunno, maybe you should start thinking of names to call it it. Use that Journal you found, that'll do

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    A cousin of him but with wings

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    It's either a tufted titmouse or a roseate spoonbill

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    European giant finch. Lovely plumage.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    The Final Boss

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    [–] 115 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    Find any cool notebooks laying around recently?

    Might I suggest practicing writing letters to your government officials in it, it's good to know how to write their names. Just practice your penmanship, and think of their faces while writing the names.

    Start from the top down. It'll be fun!

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    That's just too heavy for me right now. I don't want all that negativity in my new journal. Mostly I've been doodling my puppies, playing MASH and TRUE LOVE FLAME to find my true love, like back in middle-school, etc...but I hate to waste such a nice notebook only on such tripe.

    I think I'm finally going to write all those letters I've been meaning to send to my family, favorite childhood teachers, etc. Hell, it's a long-shot, but I might even try to send a couple of thank you notes to some of my heroes. Dolly Parton. Jane Goodall. David Attenborough. They probably won't see it, but I'll be glad I at least tried, you know?

    Edit: RIP Jane Goodall. :(

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    [–] 59 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    That's just an ordinary utility pole. Are you feeling all right, OP? Got a fever or anything?

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    That's a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    To confirm, check for any nearby apple trees.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I hope they like kudzu. And prickly lettuce. And whatever the hell else is dominating my yard. Or really nature's yard to be more honest about the situation.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Fun fact: kudzu is edible! And if you fry the leaves and salt them, they're like the best potato chips ever! Basically the whole plant is edible except for seed/seedpods. Obviously, do you own research, make sure it's actually kudzu, etc. But if it, it's delicious

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I was going to make kudzu jelly last summer, I collected the leaves to brew into a tea and was going to add pectin bit I realized I didn't have pectin. Then the next time I was at the store, I was looking for pectin but found the grape jelly instead and bought that.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago

    its ryuk after taking Lights life.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    His name is Ryuk and he likes apples.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I don't see anything, but if you picked up a black notebook off the ground recently, feel free to throw my name in there. DM for my headshots

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, right, and let you claim the journal is yours!? Like I'm that stupid! I've already written my name in the front. It's already claimed, sorry!

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago

    That's just a pigeon. Don't worry about it.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    Try feeding it some apples.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Oh that's probably just David. Maybe take your dog in early tonight though.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Its a flying monkey from Oz

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I never actually watched that show, it always seemed so heavy.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I was talking about the film lol

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Understood. Does the movie conclude the prison story or should I watch it before the series?

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    Goddamn everyone in the comments talking about apples. I tried to leave a macbook outside for the bird but he just shit on it.

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  • Fucking hell why do I see this right before I go to sleep. Goddammit.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

    Psh. I'm popping straight Mellies over here.

    I'm at the point I can take a whole fiver every night before bed and it doesn't even affect me. I blackout for like 8 hours and wake up the next day like I'm not even on the hard shit.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    I thought I was the only one. It's time to take my bottle to the lab to confirm it's not just fucking sugar pills. Been popping 50MG of that shit for nothing at this point.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

    Oh, I meant literally one 5 MG. And it makes me sleep like the dead, but not feel too groggy. It's kinda magical. I'm sorry it's not working for you. I hope it doesn't stop working for me. I try to skip days.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I'm sorry, I misread the label. I guess that's part of what lack of sleep does to me 🤣.

    This is what I take, and it works I would say like 20% of the times (or those times I'm just so tired I think it's the melatonin?)

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Sleep paralysis friend

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Thats just a sleep paralisis demon. If you give him a blowjob, he'll fall in love with you. Then he'll be YOUR sleep paralisis demon! Isn't that nice?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Pretty sure that's a Moltres

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    We are leeeeegion

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Quit your job, enjoy your time, the end is near

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    this goes hard

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Just a grackle

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago*

    Sorry. That's me. I was out for a snack

    EDIT: The snack wasn't people.

    EDIT 2: Ok, I realize bringing it up makes it seem like the snack WAS people, but, I promise you, it was NOT people

    EDIT 3: You know what? Who are YOU to judge anyway? Like... hypothetically... if I WERE a winged demon from the underworld that OCCASIONALLY surfaces to nibble on some human toes... is that such a bad thing?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago*

    death demon, v common. check for books under him, i'll buy it off you, if you dont want it that is...

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Holy smokes! It might be the very dear Lamont!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Rofl first shitpost to get me in a long time, bravo!

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    I believe that’s a Byakhee.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Fuck now I won’t be able to sleep tonight. TIHI.

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    It's a rook

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