Some of these should definitely be checked by a proctologist.

E Pluribus Anus

Also known as Artificially Simulated Senescence

LLMs are explosively imprecise, statistically luke-warm, grey goo extrusion sphincters, which is why all the logos for ‘AI’ companies are variations of arseholes.

https://gcdnb.pbrd.co/images/v31C8iQo519B.png

Freud might say it has orifice fixation.

Real buttholes are useful, so it is not a good comparison.

It all started back in college

Left bottom corner looks like this logo.

I see you and I raise you:

Grok looks like it had botched surgery.

There's probably a docker joke in here but thanks for the whale deepseek

Can we add this one? 4.9 just dropped:

some of these look healthier than others

Is that a new collective noun? Like murder of crows?

Copilot doesn't really look like a butthole IMO

Perhaps they're started by Greendale alumni

The copilot butthole has easy access safety flaps.

LLMs are explosively imprecise, statistically luke-warm, grey goo extrusion sphincters, which is why all the logos for ‘AI’ companies are variations of arseholes.

Everything reminds me of her.

Can someone put these on cats? You know what I’m asking for:

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 /  )    .-'       `./ /   \
(  (   ,'            `/    /|
 \  `-"             \'\   / |
  `.              ,  \ \ /  |
   /`🍩          ,'-`----Y   |
  (            ;        |   '
  |  ,-.    ,-'         |  /
  |  | (   |        hjw | /
  )  |  \  `.___________|/
  `--'   `--'

looks at own avatar pic

sees business opportunity

Fed up with your annoying human employees? Want to rule over an army of yessayers? Shiny surfaces make you drool?

SchmorpAI has got your back! Let a million bullshit machines loose onto your business! Watch everything burn! Look, look at the flamesss!

Why is cortana there though

I guess that makes me a member of the butthole surfers.

I have an idea for an AI company called UranusAI.

More like shit suckers.