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[–] 137 points 3 months ago (10 children)

This has to have been edited by AI, where’s the cat’s tail?

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  • [–] 51 points 3 months ago (34 children)

    Yoga pants are push up bras for asses change my mind.

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    Many a time I took a woman wearing yoga pants home and was very disappointed when they came off.

    Like I still got laid but it's false advertising.

    Maybe I should walk around with a pair of socks in my crotch.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago* (19 children)

    Not the same - they "sculpted" what they actually had, while stuffing your pants (nice admission of inadequacy, BTW) is flat out lying about how much is in there.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    So not socks. But I should have a harness that keeps me at my full erect length at all times. And that pushes my balls up so my pencil dick looks thicker. That's much better, right?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    If that's your big concern & preferred solution, have at it. Would be amusing to see the reaction you get, tho.

    Personally, I'd just leave it. It ain't the size that matters, but many guys are stuck on it anyway.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (14 children)

    I've got a short dick and I'm proud of it there's no admission of inadequacy here.

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  • [–] -5 points 3 months ago* (13 children)

    Mkay.

    (Notes rapid denial, shakes head in mild amusement, and walks away.)

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (12 children)

    Try not to body shame anyone on the way to the parking lot.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (11 children)

    Hey, you did that to yourself. I just pointed it out in case you didn't realize what it sounded like.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    You didn't even make it to the parking lot.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (9 children)

    I was just remembering you started it with your shaming of women in your initial comment.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    Its best not to engage with @SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world if their comments upset you, they are about the most prolific shitposter on the fediverse.

    Unless your goal is to entertain them, then please, carry on, because you are doing a great job.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Not who you replied to but appreciate the heads up anyway. Misogyny online is such a bummer and I routinely forget it's on me to curate my experience and all I have to do is hit the block button, lol. Your comment interrupted my rage-bait loop, gracias.

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  • [–] -2 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Calling yoga pants a false advertisement is misogyny?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    It's definitely a misogynistic mindset, yeah. Women put on clothes for a variety of reasons like staying warm and avoiding sunburn, and sometimes we also pick clothes we find aesthetically flattering (shockingly men also do this). Calling it "advertising" comes from a perspective that women are necessarily focused only on men, and trying to trick men.

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  • [–] -2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Calling it "advertising" comes from a perspective that women are necessarily focused only on men, and trying to trick men.

    Isn't that true sometimes?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    🤨 Stop sealioning. If you believe women are uniquely apart from the other half of humanity in that we're generally trying to scam them, and not so much the other way around, just admit that. Otherwise, it's not really worth mentioning and making memes about, is it?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    If you believe it's any better the other way around, you're seriously detached from reality.

    ETA: in fact, I'd argue it's worse because there's much more physical violence perpetrated upon women by men than the other way around - and more of it is of a more serious degree, to boot.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I, at least, wear my compression capris (a subset of yoga pants, I think) for a medical reason (abdominal compression improves bloodflow more than compression socks, in POTS patients). They also make my butt look great, but I wouldn't squeeze into them every day if they didn't reduce my standing heart rate significantly.

    I'm not aware of a similar medical reason for wearing a pushup bra.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Yoga pants were first designed and sold by Lulu Lemon, which was founded by Dennis "Chip" Wilson.

    So I don't necessarily disagree, I hope you understand that you should be mad at other men for creating them, not at women for wearing them. Call it false advertising all you want, but its false advertising created by men.

    If you want a woman with an ass, just look for a hockey player, tbh.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    Chip Wilson?

    That's the guy who said 'frankly some women’s bodies just actually don’t work for wearing Lululemon pants. It’s really about the rubbing through the thighs, how much pressure is there over a period of time, how much they use it,' right?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

    Yeah? He's still responsible for them. I never said he was a good person or that he was wrong, just that men are responsible for this "false advertising" as you so eloquently put it.

    I'm not arguing with you that the pants make women's butts look better and that it may disappoint you when you manage to bed one. I am arguing that it's not advertising because women are humans and our society stopped explicitly selling those a while ago.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I don’t think anyone here is arguing against the fact that women are human.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    That's a very obtuse response. Idk why you'd ask people to change your mind when you don't want your mind changed, but I have a job to do that doesn't involve convincing you that advertising is not for human beings. Have fun with your thread.

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  • [–] 57 points 3 months ago (1 child)
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    A fun way to confuse people: "Man look at the ass on that pussy!"

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Congratulations - you've entered the world of furries.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    It's food station looks a lot like my robot vacuum station

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  • [–] -3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

    It honestly cracks me up that alot of people choose to own a pet, but are so lazy they even want to automate the feeding. Feeding an animal is one of the best ways to bond, you really should not offload that to a robot

    EDIT: Downvoters giving themselves up over here

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    I had a cat which had to be portion controlled due to its weight, but the vet said to feed them small amounts multiple time a day - including while I was at work, so I didn't really have a choice. I still fed her wet food in the morning and at night since the auto-feeder could only handle dry.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I really agree. My dogs always wait until we are all home before they’ll eat, and if we’re not in the right room they’ll come find us and bring us out. It’s a ritual for them.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)
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    Looks like a woman at the gym. I'm wearing the most ass hugging pants on the plant, stop looking at my ass ugh.

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