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[–] 99 points 3 months ago (7 children)

"That's why I say hey man nice shot"

And yes, I know the history behind the song.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    "Today we were unlucky, but remember we only have to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always." IRA statement towards Thatcher after the failed assassination attempt on her life at the Grand Hotel in Brighton, 1984.

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  • [–] 92 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Celebration by kool and the gang.

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  • [–] 63 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    YMCA, because he'll finally be able to rest in peace in that big gay bathhouse in the sky he's always wanted to be in.

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  • [–] 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 39 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    Lindsey Graham is dead, what are we singing for him?

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    "Heart attack" straight after coming up with a bunch of sanctions against Russia.

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  • [–] 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    🎵Well I heard there was a secret chord,

    That David played and it pleased the Lord,

    But you don't really care for music, do ya?🎵

    Kinda weird to play a love song for that... 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Nothing, he doesn't deserve the attention.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I look forward to someone making an appropriate oompa loompa song for his exit.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    🎶What do you get when you rape, cheat and steal? Eating McDonald's for ev-er-y meal, leaving a stank in the place that you sat? What do you think will, come, of, that? Fuck-right-off-and-rest-in-piss. 🎶

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I won't be singing anything. I'll just be fucking relieved. But even when he dies this mess won't be over. There's a lot to dismantle, and we'll still have to deal with VP couch fucker, Thiel, the cabinet, ICE, and much more. Trump's death will be a beginning, not an end.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Yea, trump is given WAY too much credit for what this administration has done. Not that he isn't an evil child fucker, but remember he's legitimately riddled with dementia and has no idea what's going on. He's somebody's puppet, and when he dies lots of crimes will be pinned on him while the evil shadow cabal continues to walk free and wreak havoc. Remember no president holds as much power as trump is given credit for, he has powerful backers that are running the show. Think about if China or russia wanted to destroy the USA without an invasion, what would it look like? Oh yea were fucking living it, the division, the stripping of human rights, the surveillance state. The GLOBAL movement toward the far right. No doubt in my mind actors foreign and domestic alike are trying to burn this place to the ground and keep us infighting instead of sorting this out.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    when he dies lots of crimes will be pinned on him while the evil shadow cabal continues to walk free and wreak havoc.

    That’s the truth. The billionaires that funded the reich wing, the troll farms, the takeover of our news and media…they’ll still be out there continuing their destruction.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago

    "Celebrate good times, c'mon"

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago

    Lindsey Graham kicked the bucket last night.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I think it's Billie holiday that sang "when that man is dead and gone"

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    "I SAID WHAT WHAT, IN THE BUTT!" (Butters version).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4PvTrTp7Tc

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago

    Green Day's "Ha ha you're dead."

    Ha ha you're dead. The joke is over You were an asshole... And now you're gone.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago*

    Old man, you've been a lifelong clown,
    I said, "Old man, get the hell out of town"
    I said, "Old man, be buried under the ground"
    There's no need to be unhappy

    I read the news and saw that TRUMP PASSED A-WAY
    Let me say again we know that TRUMP PASSED A-WAY-ay

    #Future us, hopefully not too far off

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago

    Many many songs it will be the biggest global celebration in history

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago

    Highway to Hell.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    Surprised no one said the obvious one. The first one is from The Wizard of Oz, only fitting that we should sing a song from the the sequel: No One Mourns the Wicked. No One Mourns the Wicked

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    Most likely just a very loud worldwide massive sigh of relief.

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    [–] 12 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    I generally do not celebrate people's deaths, on principle. Trump will be an exception. Well, except if it is by assassination, I don't want him to die a martyr.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I still maintain that the people most likely to want Trump dead are the elite not the general populace. Sure he has terrible approval ratings but most people don't know how to hire an assassin. Corporations do.

    Think how much money he has cost businesses, all the sanctions, the unnecessary wars, the pointless sabre rattling that has lost them contracts in Europe. The only people who are benefiting from Trump are those in scaffolding supplies who keep having to put up scaffolding all over Washington as he keeps slapping his name on everything

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Think how much money he has cost businesses, all the sanctions, the unnecessary wars, the pointless sabre rattling that has lost them contracts in Europe. The only people who are benefiting from trump are

    Uh, there are a SHITTON of people benefiting from the orange kid-fucker. MIC, his buddy fElon, cronies on the inside of his stock meddling, basically every rich person who pays less on taxes than you or me, his personal pool guy who fucked up the reflecting pool, UFC and Paramount did pretty well on that white trach birthday that fucked up the grass...

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    My worry is even of the diddler had a massive heart attack the right-eingers will spin it that he was martyred and use it as an excuse to nuke Iran or push the extreme end of his agenda.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    almost the same: "the ding-dong is dead"

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Day of judgement, god is calliiiiiiing...

    As the war machine keeps crawliiiiiiing...

    Begging mercies for their siiiiiiins...

    Satan laughing spreads his wiiiiiiings...

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    When Will You Die by They Might Be Giants

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    oompa loompa song would be fun

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Witch witch the ding dongs dead?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    I respectfully submit: Fuck You 45.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    I have a playlist ready, lots already mentioned here. Don’t forget FDT. I blast this often around magas.

    I will also be blasting Ding Dong the Witch is Dead.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Whatever song it'/ll definitely have the energy of "Who let the dogs out"

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    The absolute banger "YOU ARE DEAD" from Total Distortion

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    It will still be "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" except someone will use AI to flip that W to an M.

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    • "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves.
    • "(I'll Be Glad When You're Dead) You Rascal You" by Louis Prima
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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago*

    We're commin' out, around the world

    Moving to a brand new beat

    People singin' and people playin'

    And Danceing the Street

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