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Mitch McConnell is recovered and out of hospital. (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] 91 points 4 months ago (2 children)

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    • [–] 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    He’s suffering from rigor tortoise.

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    • [–] 40 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I wouldn’t put it past then to have fine tuned an LLM on his speech records and then claim it’s him

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, pretend he has a locked in thing and can only speak with "brain waves"

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    • [–] 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    RoboGOP

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    • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    This requires a functional brain.

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    • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    McConnell is a Schrödinger zombie. He is neither dead or alive unless someone gets video of him.

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    [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    More like Darth Vader. Or maybe just his head in a jar.

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    • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I expected his head to be in a jar. Like Nixon.

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    • [+] -29 points 4 months ago (20 children)

    Stop making fun of dead people

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Ding dong, Mitch is dead? Which old Mitch? Turtle Mitch! Ding dong that fucker Mitch is dead!

    Sing it high, sing it low, Drape his corpse upon a pole, Ding dong racist Mitch is dead!

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago

    y'know, I was gonna try to argue against this, but then I realized that my argument rested on the assertion that dying is not a morally positive action, and in this case that's actually a tough point to make. so you're right, instead of making fun of Mr. McConnell, I congratulate him on the first decent thing he's ever done. good job, Mitch, I hope all your friends learn from your example

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Anyone who has tracked his policies and politics for the 45 years he's been in office and has a hint of leftism would be celebrating his death. No sympathy for monstrously terrible human beings like him and Trump. Stop treating death as making a person this sacred thing you cannot criticize or belittle. It's not magical.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I grew up watching. Before flooding the zone, before Trump. Every week it was some bullshit attached to Mitch McConnell. I see his shit eating grin in my sleep. A frozen moment from one of his rallies. Not the only place he flashed it but it was the moment I knew I hated him.

    I hope RGB gets a day-pass to hell so she can help torture this shit bag.

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