They only live a few months, and they spend three days of it having sex.
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Isn’t that pegging?
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A very patient human for letting the whole thing happens on their skin
Sexual conflict over the donation of a nutritious seminal gift - such an astounding phrase coming from the article about the species https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(14)00314-5
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This reminds me of that Gaffigan bit about whoever discovered the seahorse just doubling down on the mistake about the males carrying the babies
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So nobody asking the real question... Why they fucking on a dude's arm?
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More like pegging 😂🤣.
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Science fact: She takes so long because she has to pick up the sperm individually.
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How did they not go extinct like that?
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Me too! Me too! Do me! For a year! Oh...no! Not with lice!
Sperms?
Damn girl!! Go git it!!!
In case you ever felt inadequate.
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