Best Pratchett to ever preach it.

I have this thing called a utili-key, which is a 6-in-1 multitool that folds up into the shape of a key. I've flown with it numerous times, TSA never even had a clue it was on my keyring. I went to one fucking Philadelphia 76ers game and they confiscated it. Perfectly encapsulates TSA.

Was this before or after 2001?

If AI is so great and TSA so necessary why haven’t they replaced TSA with AI yet?

Extra points for guinea fowl. (They are EXTRA loud)

My town allows chickens but doesn't allow roosters in city limits, and I assume most towns are that way so I would be cautious there

There's a guy in my town who keeps a herd of goats and rents them out for brush clearance. I assume his neighbors hate it but there seems to be nothing they can do about it. I've been meaning to ask him if he sells goat meat.

As someone with over 50, and hatching more this week, no it isn't.

Well, it isn't when you have 14 acres... But man they're so fun to just sit and watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsLKQTh-Bqo

That's like 100# of chicken they definitely don't weigh that much

How much does a fuck ton actually weight? Is it more or less than a regular ton? Or is it a ton of fucks? How does one even gather a ton of fucks? Are fucks stackable like in a pallet? Do all fucks weigh the same?

So many questions.

My city doesn't allow roosters =(

That being said, I hear one every morning and won't tell because:

1. Momma ain't raised no snitch
2. I like chickens =)

Friends of my wife have chickens they raised from chicks. Only it's very hard to sex chicks and three of them grew up to be roosters. They eventually found someone out in the deep countryside who was willing to take them in as pets instead of chicken dinners. Until that time (which took nearly a year), they relied on anti-crow collars they found on Amazon - which seemed to half-strangle the roosters but didn't do much to discourage noise.

My wife hates that I still refer to them as the rooster gimps.

Many cities and suburbs only allow hens.

Yep. This was a neighbor's rooster until their dog got off his leash and ate him.

As someone with a chicken, rooster, guinea fowl, and a turkey. The rooster is necessary for hawk and eagle related reasons, turkey sure as shit isn't gonna do anything and the guinea are bitches.

Same can be said for anyone with a outside dog.

I have a couple of neighborhood dogs that I wish death upon. The reality is that I hate the people more for not doing something about it. Both the dog and owner are ruining a peaceful day, so you can't feel too bad.

No one wants a rooster anyways. They suck lol

In the Philippines roosters are permanently broken and mostly roost at night including in the middle of Manila because they use them for fighting.